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Men who slam doors and furniture are making sure you hear how much they want to hit you.
pay attention to the seeds of domestic violence. please. you really deserve better
me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR
ok here we go pet peeve no. 45678: when girls are made fun of for behaviour that has literally been drilled into them by society. let’s go through some of these.
haha girls are all like “don’t look at me without makeup on!!!!”: maybe because we are taught from a very young age that we’re ugly without makeup. if we don’t wear it we’re asked why we look so tired, why we didn’t make an effort today, why we seem slobbish. as we grow older if we don’t wear makeup we’re seen as unprofessional and it can actually affect our careers but no yeah it definitely doesn’t make sense that we’re insecure about our naked faces whatever
man my gf always takes food from my plate so annoying lol #relatablecontent: probably because she’s fucking starving but it was instilled in her that cute girls eat like precious baby bunnies so she got a salad but all she fuCKING WANTS ARE FRIES. JUST GIVE HER THE FUCKING FRIES.
girls always go to the bathroom together haha lame and weird: mainly so we don’t get attacked asshole. also having a pee buddy is fun i pity you and your pee-buddy-less experience. when do your friends tell you how nice your hair is. oh that’s right they don’t because guys are the fucking worst
look at these drunk girls tottering around on high heels they look ridiculous: i will defend to the death women’s right to get just as completely shitfaced as men and don’t even ACT like it’s not practically fucking mandated that if a woman isn’t wearing high heels she isn’t dressed up. high heels LITERALLY GIVE ME BACK PROBLEMS but i have to wear them for work because if I don’t i’m not “””””professionally dressed”””””” give me a fucking break
WOMAN AND SHOPPING. OHOHOHO BOY.: yeah ok so we have to spend money you don’t on makeup products, skin products, hair removal products, pads and tampons, and on top of that we’re expected to change our clothes more often than you which means we need more of them, and also women’s clothing sizes are voodoo so every fitting session is a battle with your self confidence. AND we pay the gender tax. i fucking hate shopping. i do it because i have to, you buttnerd. and even if some women enjoy shopping im sure some men also enjoy shopping??? why must you gender??? activities??? why is this the world we live in????
girls on their periods are fucking psycho hahaha!!!: no we’re just in more or less constant pain so we have less patience to put up with your your bullshit. not to mention that a woman’s testosterone levels actually INCREASE on her period so GUESS WHO WE’RE MORE FUCKING LIKE, CHAD. GIVE A FUCKING GUESS.
lol girls spend forever in the bathroom lololol: all right first of all if we’re talking about say, a sporting event, and you’re complaining about all the women who are queueing to go to the bathroom, we have a COUPLE MORE STEPS INVOLVED THAN PEOPLE WHO CAN JUST WHIP IT OUT AND THEN TUCK IT AWAY. not to mention the fact that yeah we have to take a second to double check the paint smeared on our faces or the socially acceptable hairstyle we’re wearing. we’re not allowed have fucking buzzcuts chad. apparently having less than the requisite amount of dead protein on the top of our head makes us a target for verbal abuse on the street chad. how about ranting about the people who built the stadium or whatever who KNOW it takes women longer to go to the bathroom but normally lot the same amount of stalls to men and women?? AND IF WE’RE TALKING ABOUT PERSONAL MAINTENANCE yeah ok buddy and how long does it take you to shave your legs? you think I like spending SEVENTY TWO DAYS OUT OF MY LIFE accidentally cutting myself and pulling muscles in my thighs??? well. i dont. so that’s why i don’t do it mainly. but we probably spend the rest of the time slathering ourselves with anti-aging creams because everyone is falling over themselves to tells us that our sell-by date is 35 while George Clooney and RDJ will probably continue to play wry sexy playboys until their fucking hips fall off. go fuck yourself chad.
GOD. I CAN’T EVEN GO ON. ADD YOUR OWN IF YOU THINK OF MORE.
this post is gold
I hate you Chad
i was not expecting this to get popular at all but i will tell you one joyous thing: over 2,000 notes so far and not one single person has disagreed. WE ALL KNOW ITS BULLSHIT AND THAT IS SOMETHING AT LEAST.
ron weasley letting hermione know that she could still keep granger as her last name or even have himself become mr.granger after she says yes to his proposal
deciding that he was happier spreading laughter and fun by working alongside his brother at the shop than he ever was an auror
making jokes about his weight gain in order to make his family laugh
trying to become more familiar with the muggle world for hermione’s sake
crying the day hugo gives him a drawing of dad with my hero written in big letters at the top
rose always calls for dad whenever she sees a spider because he’ll always come and kill it for her despite his arms shaking when he reaches for it
ron almost always forgets his anniversary but it doesn’t really bother hermione since he’s always setting up dates for them whenever she can find the time to take off work
ron listening to harry talk about his nightmares during the middle of the night over a cup of hot chocolate
putting the birthday card on fred’s grave because george can never bring himself to go to the cemetary during their birthday
molly teaching ron how to make cakes so he can make them for the kids and hermione on their birthday
making sure that his kids know how proud of them he is because he never wants them experiencing the same self esteem issues he has
ron weasley being the best husband,friend,family member, and father that he can be because if there’s anything he’s exceptional at it’s loving people
i’m nOT CRYING
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Aries // Peggy Carter Taurus // Matt Murdock Gemini // Tony Stark Cancer // Steve Rogers Leo // Howard Stark Virgo // Jemma Simmons Libra // Peter Parker Scorpio // Natasha Romanoff Sagittarius // Bruce Banner Capricorn // Clint Barton Aquarius // Peter Quill Pisces // Bucky Barnes
could we maybe stop demonizing john green? like people literally wish death on him and I could literally argue with any reason people claim to hate him for
paper towns is literally entirely about how women are not here for your pleasure and you don’t know them the way you think and they’re literally just humans and to put them on any pedestal is harmful to everyone involved
looking for alaska was largely a way of coping with a classmate’s suicide as well as his own mental illness and existentialism, he again touches on how no person is there just for you and you never know what kind of shit people have seen and people are complex. alaska isn’t just hot and funny and rebellious and sexy like miles first sees her. she’s damaged deeply and coping poorly and he has no idea how to handle any of this. and it was his first novel so like cut him a break
colin singleton was gross and annoying that’s kind of the point
tfios doesnt glamourize cancer in any way. there’s frequent mentioning of the chubby cheeks, the hair, the inability to breathe, the accompaning depression, the self blame (hazel frequently talks about her lungs really negatively, calls them useless and shitty etc), the lack of ability or desire to get out of bed or eat, the puking, I could go on,,,,, basically cancer is never in any way glamourized??????
also tfios was loosely inspired by (but importantly, not based on) Esther earl, a fan who he became friends with, who died at 16. he knew she was sick, as did everyone, but never to what extent.
john talks all the time about her and frequently speaks on and supports the charity her family made in her name, This Star Won’t Go Out.
he does so much charity shit oh my god. working with bill and melinda gates, tswgo, and just supporting whatever he can whenever he can.
he makes educational videos purely out of the desire for education.
not only does he make the crash course videos we all know, he also works with mental floss, and makes educational videos on racism, sexuality, gender, religion, politics etc on vlogbrothers.
he has experienced existential depression and has ocd and (as indicated by how he talks about it in many videos and interviews) very severe anxiety. he takes medication and actively discusses mental illness and makes an effort to remove stigmatization.
he admits to imperfection, frequently corrects himself, and calls his younger self out on his ways of thinking all the damn time.
this post was only supposed to be the first four lines. I just literally cannot contain how undeserving of adament hatred john green is ok goodbye
So this is the first time since 1978 that Hogwarts has had a Potter and a Lupin as students
Doesn’t it just kill you a little that there will never be another Black?
Okay, but I think about this a lot. And I like to think that sometime during the first war, perhaps after they’ve lost some of the Order members, Sirius realizes that this is real, this is a war and people are dying. Until that point it had been all about fighting, rebelling, being noble and doing the right thing. He knew death was inevitable, but it doesn’t feel real until then. It hits him hard and he can’t handle it. He struggles through the next two days, until finally he has a day off. A day where no one expects anything from him. He goes into muggle London. He drinks, he dances, he takes anything that anyone offers him and he tries to forget. In his haze he meets a muggle girl, a girl who says all the right things when he flirts with her, and he thinks ‘why not’? The next morning he doesn’t remember any of it. Twelve years later, a boy, the child of a single muggle mother, starts his first year at Hogwarts alongside Harry Potter.
What?! Kylo Ren is a punk bitch
#Matt knows how to maximize his productivity
He’s set himself a reasonable and realistic goal
last week i fell asleep during my calc class and my friend told me my teacher took a selfie with my asleep body so that’s my life right now
so he emailed me the selfie?
Actor Daniel Radcliffe on the death of Alan Rickman.
Why was this cut out from the goblet of fire?!
I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SAD ABOUT THE ABSENCE OF THIS SONG, I NEVER REALISED IT WAS FILMED THEN CUT
all the durmstrang and beauxbatons kids are just like what the actual fuck
OMFG
this is fab
HOGGY HOGGY HOGWARTS
In today’s installment of “This rule only exists because something went terribly wrong,” I learned that surgeons write “no” on the legs they AREN’T supposed to amputate.