Mac

______________________________ The Road To Hell Was Paved With Good Intentions.

[ayochalice]

Thinking back on my 9 months of pregnancy and still shocked I’m someone’s mom🥰

[ayochalice]

[onlinegirl420]

me on the first day of september

[bogleech]

wait a minute...

I always thought this invisible guy on the Powerpuff Girls was just funny because he’s obviously dressed as a pimp, but it only now occurs to me that maybe it’s not an invisible dog he’s got on a leash.

[askdinkeldash]

Ooooooh…

[chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat]

…oh.

[iwatchtoomuchshonen]

Oh…

[rotwench]

oh no

[bismuthspartnerincrime]

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

[notyouraverageanna]

OOOOOHHHHHH. SHIT. (or maybe y'all being extra lol)

[blackgrlsaremagic]

[daily-bad-jokes]

How can a room full of married people be empty?

Because there isn’t a single person in the room!

[pukicho]

Heh..

[pukicho]

[thetrevorbell]

Clark Kent

[girlactionfigure]

[vonlaflame-deactivated20190221]

It be ya own pending transactions

[chillwerewolf]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[hungry-hobbits]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[mcsiggy]

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

[die-jingler]

Small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

Me:

[emeraldmercury]

Apparently this is actually good for kids’ brain development. It trains their speech receptors and they learn language faster. 

[neverthere12345]

[poploppege]

Why is it that from 12 am to 4 am water enters a state where it is so much better in every way

[owmyeyeballs]

Because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down, leaving only your ancient fish brain. It likes the splash

[daggerkid]

Cam confirm I had two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the shit

[owmyeyeballs]

you have pleased your brain fish

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Lmao the fish brain…

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[ayochalice]

Wow this hit me deep

[club7196-deactivated20181024]

[luxurieslimited]

-rich

[beefmilkthings]

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

what do

[relahvant]

[thechanelmuse]

Son…I seriously need to find out who’s in charged of coming up with these headlines. 

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[thetattedstoner]

Y’all better relax of my bro b

[the1movement]

Damn I didn’t know any of this…