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Ayremi, 22, Poland. Fandom being.

[rakiah]

He doesn’t share.

[highwarlockkareena]

bottom’s up

[stupid-dyke]

Omg it’s stuck im so sorry for blocking the dash guys I don’t know how this happened

[captain-flint]

no❤️

[secondbeatsongs]

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“Carry On Wayward Son” with every second beat removed

[skogsskratti]

Carry on way won Be piece you one Oh we had rest Don’t you crow more Ahh.. Once I rub the nun can fume It’s to guess me as a loon I was severed here Bada-doo hey! Go find me a soso band Go, might drink a saucy man You, the void, and Gwaine I can dance, ey? Carry my way son, There’ll be been eardrum They only had a rest Don’t you crow more!

Massacreize a different I sure ate, you had the sin  If I clear a well You really done all Honesty or maybe Ben Hustle back and surely end They’re the kinds of food Bada-ho, so say! Carry my way son, There’ll be been eardrum They only had a rest Don’t you crow NO! Carry! You always rehearsed Carry! I get you’re the smurf! Do you anger empty? Truely it’s fine ooo!

Carry my way son, There’ll be been eardrum They only had a rest Don’t you crow- Don’t you crow  NOOOOOOOO! OOOOOOH!

[dimples-of-discontent]

Paging the Supernatural fandom…doesn’t it seem like this version would have been the one to use in the weirdly abbreviated, nonsensical, and unsatisfying final two episodes? We have such fine verses as:

“Go find me a soso band

Go, might drink a saucy man

You, the void, and Gwaine

I can dance, ey?”

Obviously this is about the missing roadhouse scene with the ghosts of the band Kansas. It’s meant to be.

[snout]

she wears short skirts i have feelers she’s cheer captain and i am a creature

[theresa-draws]

老叶长青啊啊啊啊啊 // i finished the novel, ye baiyi’s extra chapter was devastating 

[skenpiel]

can you motherfuckers stop talking about that stupid boat for like one second my dash is ruined

[skenpiel]

[tinylilemrys]

*david attenborough voice*

safe in the knowledge that the canal is protected from any intruders, it's finally time for the young to feed

[thequantumqueer]

Concept:

The Scottish Play, but it’s set in a fast food restaurant and everyone’s killing each other over who gets to be the manager and its played completely straight

[thequantumqueer]

McBeth

[thequantumqueer]

so i just learned that this is already a thing that exists and christopher walken plays macduff, and i desperately need to watch this movie

[nerd-is-my-noun]

Holy shit. I remember that one. The witches are portrayed by 3 garbagemen and instead of saying “when Birnham Wood to Dunsinane comes”, they say he’ll be defeated “when pigs fly”. This is fulfilled when a police helicopter lands on the roof.

[thequantumqueer]

H O L Y    S H I T

[prokopetz]

My favourite thing about this post is folks in the notes going “no, that’s wrong, it was Richard Armitage as Macduff, not Christopher Walken”, then slowly coming to the horrified realisation that there’s actually more than one early 2000s Shakespeare adaptation with this basic premise.

(The one with Walken is 2001′s Scotland, PA, while the one with Armitage is episode two of 2005′s ShakespeaRe-Told, for the curious.)

[cardigarden]

Y'all have unlocked something in my brain because I completely forgot I watched Scotland, PA in high school

[atlasmaggot]

can we talk about how the first thing nie “big brother” mingjue did when meeting wwx and jc was tell them hes proud of them. could u imagine being 16 and having the biggest man youve ever seen say that to u. id never leave

[theoldness]

[oatisaeris]

[qujoie]

[okiitos]

Balloon for when somebody lands in the hospital for something that was definitely their fault.

[holyunholy]

glowing hot metal is such a touchable shade of orange

[tashaneva]

nie braids

[lloras]

exactly

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

[hiscarissima]

Wait what.

[rneadowsoprano-deactivated20211]

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

[saint-batrick]

oh, my little old lady murder story was her replacing the medication in her abusive husband's capsules with rat poison.

"back in the day, our grandmothers worked on their marriages and didn't get divorced!" nah, friend, they COULDN'T get a divorce so sometimes they killed their fuckin husbands. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[smashasaurus-rex]

My grandma murdered her first husband the first time he beat their daughter.

[sandersgrey]

[thatdisasterauthor]

My college was next to an assisted living facility and one time we went over there to draw people’s portraits so we could get practice drawing older people. The lady I was drawing idly told me that she "dealt quite handily with her first husband” while making a stabbing gesture. Five minutes later she requested I make sure not to draw her double chin. I honored that request.

[need-a-new-reality]

So when I was a child my grandmother told all these great stories about growing up in the Alaskan wilderness. Amazing bad ass stories about her and my great-grandmother. I recently asked my mom why my great-grandmother moved from Texas to Alaska in the first place. Turns out my Great-grandfather was abusive to my great grandmother for years and she lived with that until the first time he hit my grandmother, who was like three at the time, my great-grandmother got him very drunk and beat him to death then moved to Alaska to hide from the cops.

[scythfi-writer]

Listen, if an old lady admitted to killing her abusive father I’d be honored