Azaraela Phoenix

Phoenix, Phoenix, burning bright! Can I set your soul alight? ..................................... I don't really have a theme, mostly just artwork, anime, D&D, humor, and general things I'm interested in.

[beemovieerotica]

it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

[beemovieerotica]

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

the absolutely wild implication of this, that god was previously playing fast and loose with his own acts of good and evil but then had to start being considerate about what he was doing because now mankind is watching and we know.

[villainessbian]

God's worst mistake was opening our eyes and mouths, for now we can turn to him and name his sins

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

one of the lines of all time

[kaionyx]

Why is cockwarming only talked about in the sense that you do it before sex and not after too like it’s not the best way to break a puppy into the perfect cocksleeve?

Finally settling down after rounds of different scenes just to pin them under my weight and hold them like a stuffed animal on my cock, letting them whine and squirm at the fullness in their belly from holding all of the constant loads i’ve rutted back inside until they stop and just accept it. Forcing them feel dazed and bred while going in and out of consciousness to a mixture of soft kisses and sweet words, like how I can’t leave yet because they just feel so good around me and what a precious fuckmutt they’ve been for my cock.

How could their poor mind not rewire itself into thinking how grateful they are to be constantly broken and fixed by someone like me by the time i’m done hmm?

[herpossessivedaddy-deactivated2]

Sometimes I just want her to be my free use slut. Just the thought of pulling her pants down while she’s busy with something else. The light „what are you doing?“ coming from here mouth even tho she knows exactly what I’m about to do. Using my tongue and fingers just to make her wet enough to take me. Groping her body and holding her in place. Forcing myself inside her and using her pussy only for my pleasure. Telling her what a good slut she is for her daddy. Seeing and hearing how she enjoys to be used like a fucktoy. Cumming in her, pulling her pants up and hugging her from behind for aftercare. Just the thought of being able to do that because she enjoys it so much is making me hard right now

[accountingforprincess]

You're tired and just want to play your game today, huh? That's okay love, come sit in my lap and relax into me while you do just that.

Don't worry, I know you're not wearing any panties under your skirt. You're such a good girl getting through the whole day like that. Just sit down and feel daddy's cock pressing against you while you play.

Don't mind me while I wrap my arms around you and start stroking your body. Don't mind my chin tucked over your shoulder or the kisses I press against your neck. Don't mind the way I use my legs to spread your own nice and wide. Just focus on your game.

Oh? You can't focus? Is that why you're squirming on me so much? Why you're needy little pussy is drooling all over my pants? Well I guess it cant be helped then. Be a good girl and pull it out then. I'll fuck a load of cum into you and see if you can focus any better after that.

If not, I'll just have to keep fucking you until you manage to focus or you pass out.

[ftmtoyboy]

want someone who has trouble sleeping to use me as a sleeping aide. tire yourself out by fucking a load or two into me, then keep me as a cockwarmer to lazily thrust into as you drift off to sleep

[werewolf-girl-knots]

sorry i got hard when your shirt rode up a little and showed off your tummy. its cause i wanted to get you pregnant

[mak3mefat]

How much longer until the buttons pop off? 👀

[aropride]

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

[aropride]

what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box

[duckbunny]

nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.

you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.

electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.

you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.

[laughingpokemon]

[sunnys-aesthetic]

I'm gonna go pet my dog

[accountingforprincess]

Laying in bed on a lazy Sunday morning with my cock inside you. Maybe you're awake when I put it in, maybe not.

Either way I'm not fucking you, nor letting you fuck yourself on me. Just keeping you pinned in my arms while I scroll social media. Sharing all the sexy things that've been posted overnight as you get more and more frustrated and needy.

Until you're begging with tears in your eyes for me to fuck you. But it's a lazy Sunday, so you'll just have to lay there like a good girl until I'm ready to pump you full of cum.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I got to hold a 500,000 year old hand axe at the museum today.

It's right-handed

I am right-handed

There are grooves for the thumb and knuckle to grip that fit my hand perfectly

I have calluses there from holding my stylus and pencils and the gardening tools.

There are sharper and blunter parts of the edge, for different types of cutting, as well as a point for piercing.

I know exactly how to use this to butcher a carcass.

A homo erectus made it

Some ancestor of mine, three species ago, made a tool that fits my hand perfectly, and that I still know how to use.

Who were you

A man? A woman? Did you even use those words?

Did you craft alone or were you with friends? Did you sing while you worked?

Did you find this stone yourself, or did you trade for it? Was it a gift?

Did you make it for yourself, or someone else, or does the distinction of personal property not really apply here?

Who were you?

What would you think today, seeing your descendant hold your tool and sob because it fits her hands as well?

What about your other descendant, the docent and caretaker of your tool, holding her hands under it the way you hold your hands under your baby's head when a stranger holds them.

Is it bizarre to you, that your most utilitarian object is now revered as holy?

Or has it always been divine?

Or is the divine in how I am watching videos on how to knap stone made by your other descendants, learning by example the way you did?

Tomorrow morning I am going to the local riverbed in search of the appropriate stones, and I will follow your example.

The first blood spilled on it will almost certainly be my own, as I learn the textures and rhythm of how it's done.

Did you have cuss words back then? Gods to blaspheme when the rock slips and you almost take your thumbnail off instead? Or did you just scream?

I'm not religious.

But if spilling my own blood to connect with a stranger who shared it isn't partaking in the divine

I don't know what is.

[kirazkurusu-deactivated20240126]

[slxsherbxnny-deactivated2023121]

A man that'll cum in you multiple times then cockwarm you full of his cum until you're so relaxed you fall asleep. Only to wake up not long after to them thrusting deep inside you not caring if you're awake or asleep, fucking their cum deeper into you whether you like it or not

[makemeamother]

This is exactly the man I need. 🥵🥵

[breeding-hucow-deactivated20251]

Anyone hiring?

[ignorantsanonymous]

[eilti]

Go all the way off

[chaostwofold]

[Video id: a man edited to be sitting in a jail cell, miming singing along to a song. The video cuts to the close up of a priest, where he starts angrily rolling up a newspaper. He smacks the camera about six times with the newspaper and starts quietly yelling and occasionally hitting the screen for emphasis.

"Stop it! Stop! Stop the whining and the sniveling right now! There are Christians in this world who are oppressed, yes. There are Christians in North Korea who can't go to worship without risking being thrown into a Gulag. There are Christians in Palestine who can't even get to their churches because of Israeli checkpoints and walls. You are not oppressed as a Christian in this country. Quit your sniveling whining! That savior you claim to serve said take up your cross and follow him and you're whining and crying because what? Because nobody's letting you treat gay people like shit anymore?! What the hell is wrong with you? Quit whining! Stop it!"

End id.]

[tweetthang96]

I'm cackling. Love it.

[redwineand12gaugeshells]

Get their asses Padre

[scientia-rex]

I also spend a lot of time trying to convince people to prevent problems, because prevention still works better than cures. Don't fucking smoke! I would instantly become the best doctor who ever lived if I could just convince all my patients to quit smoking. Avoid alcohol! Don't do meth! Don't do fentanyl! Things that are poisons will poison you in ways you understand, in the short term, but also ways you can't really understand until you've watched dozens of people die from it thirty years later, struggling to breathe from their COPD or weak and nauseated beyond bearing from their end-stage liver disease. I watched a man take 3 weeks in the ICU to die from what meth did to his heart. Your heart isn't meant to beat 145 times a minute for weeks on end. Your liver isn't meant to metabolize 5 shots of gin a day. You aren't going to be able to use denial and willpower to repair the damage your own habits did.

I drink a lot less now than I did before I went into medicine. Lot of different reasons, including that I'm older and more settled. But I can't look at it the same way I used to; I can't brush off as a "fun quirk" what I know is alcohol use on a level that risks withdrawal seizures if they were to suddenly stop, like some of my family members do, nervously asking me about their loved one's drinking when we're alone because beneath the jokes they know it's a problem.

If you're having more than one, maybe two drinks a day on average, over a long period of time, you are damaging your body in ways you don't understand. You're setting up a permanent heightened inflammatory state. Your heart cells don't like alcohol; Google "alcohol-induced cardiomyopathy." Your esophagus and stomach respond to incessant bathing in poison by first developing wounds and then cancer. Your liver, of course, doesn't like it. Your liver not only converts poisons to harmless substances you can excrete, it also makes your platelets, so your blood can clot. It makes albumin, a protein that's essentially for keeping water in your blood vessels and not letting it leach into your tissues. So people who are dying of liver failure are in pain and weak and tired and sad the whole fucking time! And the only solution, a liver transplant, will come with a lifetime of medication and specialist check-ups and the knowledge that if you fuck up and kill this liver, too, no one is going to be eager to give you another try.

I don't guilt-trip my alcoholic patients with liver disease. I don't guilt-trip my smokers with COPD. They chose to cope with substances for reasons, even if I disagree with their reasons, even if those reasons are opaque to me. They will suffer the natural consequences of those actions whether I guilt-trip them or not. I want them to continue to see me, I want them to be honest with me. Other people will lay enough guilt on them. And nothing I can say or do would ever compare to the physical and mental suffering that goes with those diseases.

But if you can prevent these diseases in yourself, prevent them. Quit smoking. Do it now. Your lungs are going to look better starting almost immediately, with positive changes continuing for many years. Drink less alcohol. Sure, it's fun, sure, it's a longstanding human tradition, but it is also unfortunately a straight up poison and your body knows that no matter how persuasively you argue about the obvious failure of Prohibition. You can't argue with a cell. You can't convince your kidneys that high blood pressure shouldn't damage them. They are a system; they do what they do; they existed long before prefrontal cortex existed to justify what we want to do but know to be harmful.



[planet-nox]

wearing no panties around the house 24/7 so you can bend me over and breed me whenever you like

[puppiitraining]

Reallyyy reallyy thinking right now of a partner who is just- obsessed with watching things sink into your holes.

Laying across their lap with hoth holes presented, and they can be doing literally anything. Watching tv, reading, or you are the full entertainment, but just idly thrusting anything phallic safely into you to watch it disappear magically. The remote, a dildo, different sized dildos, literally whatever... just watching how you stretch around different sized things and just

Juuusttt play with my holes like your own lil stim toys please????? Hgghhhggg