A aggressive stick

Vore and eletri

[vanillycake]

My story telling skills in 3 panels

[imbetterlive]

FUCK ANYONE WHO CONSCIOUSLY DOES THIS

IF YOU’RE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE AND THEIR EYES ARE LIGHTING UP WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT WHAT THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT

YOU LISTEN YOUR ASS OFF, DON’T DEFEAT THE LIGHT, KEEP IT GOING OR FUCK YOU

[decordas-blog]

For the people with no attention spans that might be anxious about doing this: be honest about it- if your attention span is dwindling, speak up and just tell them “gimme a sec, attention span” then take a breather until you can focus again.

I do this a lot. I don’t feel good about it but I also want my friends to understand that I need to scroll my phone every few minutes so I can refocus and give them as much of my attention as possible.

[gettzi]

Omg thank you. My ADHD ass was spiraling down the #guiltslide until I scrolled through the notes.

[syrisun]

trans girls: I think I’ll call myself Samantha

trans guys, wearing Victorian boy clothes: I want to be called Duke Elliot Fernand the Fifth

nonbinary ppl: call me r̵̡̡̢̢͕̭̳̣̺̣̖̒̿̏͑̅̑͜͠o̵̢̳̠͈̮̯̤̗̳̿̀̑̍̈́͝ͅc̶̢̲͇̝̥̥͌͊̾̃̔ͅk̶̛̦̮̖̰̦̠̞̭̜̞̻̤̿̏̍̀͆̄̂̿

[krawps]

*stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp*

IM HERE TO GET SEXUAL

[underwherequestionmark]

im high as fuck and i opened my phone and this was the first thing i saw which scared almost the literal shit out of me i screamed

[ladyloveandjustice]

Ken has accepted that his true destiny and ultimate desire in life is to be a trophy boyfriend and he’s content with that. I’m happy for him.

[assigned-cryptid-at-birth]

himbo

[awkwardtimelady]

no lesbian has all 3

1. a girlfriend

2. a good haircut

3. a healthy relationship with their father

[breadlesbian]

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

[anothercleverjedimindtrick]

Spy Kids is a national treasure

[behelix]

how dare you talk about spy kids as though it is not the most brilliant franchise ever created

[stoppunchingmyllamaog]

They did Spy Kids cuz Spy Kids fuckin SLAPS. Bad post op

[dashaibo]

Real answer: because Robert Rodriguez’s experience working with Tarantino lead to him developing a way to make movies with essentially no budget AND made him a lot of friends in Hollywood, plus he was making these movies specifically for his kids and had such an infectious energy about it, he was a joy to work with and those big-name actors did it almost for free.

[tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201]

So, basically, they did it for fun. Is that it?

[dashaibo]

Yeah, and because it was very little work, the movies were shot in record time almost entirely on greenscreen.

[trenderish]

trans graffiti is so sexy

[trenderish]

just try and tell me this isnt the sexiest shit youve ever seen

[kkayfii]

i mean its illegal but go off

[trenderish]

shut up. break the law. the government & cops are not a shining beacon of light.

[azazel-224]

Laws are in place for a reason. Don’t do this.

Protest though. Please by all means

[daisymondays]

yeah it’s amazing that Tom Holland is apparently open to the idea of gay Spider-Man but we can’t forget Andrew Garfield who literally was fired for the fact he wanted Peter Parker to be bi with Michael B Jordan as MJ, like do not forget the man who fell so Tom Holland could fly

[daisymondays]

like Andrew Garfield lost his third film, and his entire time as Spidey was written off all because of a lot of reasons but he was never given the respect he deserved, and his words on representation didn’t help. Stan Lee hated it, and had it written that Peter Parker had to be straight and white, like we don’t get to forget everything Andrew Garfield was put through just because we know Tom Holland’s Spidey is too popular to be sacked as easily

[azazel-224]

...y’all... ever... heard... of... cannon...?

[askameliaherschel]

Am i legally allowed to sleep with your father

“...No.”

[azazel-224]

Damn it plan foiled again so much for having new children now come along part of 158 we have wife’s to steal

[omega3]

[como-chin-gas]

MY HEART HURTS....

IF YOU ARE NOT OUTRAGED BY WHAT IS HAPPENING THEN THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH YOU BECAUSE THIS IS INHUMANE....

DON’T LOOK AWAY ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[rickylafleurs]

[coolxatu]

[belikememes]

This Is Shocking

[regularcitrus]

i stan grunkle stan

[askameliaherschel]

[azazel-224]

OH.

[the-elf-has-had-enough]

[basicincomehive]

Universal basic income is essential if we want to build a bright future in the age of automation. 

[fittingoutjane]

Seriously. The 40-hour work week was codified in 1940, before computers did anything. Per-hour productivity has more than quadrupled since then, but we’re working even harder, to live not all that much better. It’s absurd.

No, it’s not absurd, it’s deliberate. The ruling class wants us to work as hard as possible, so they have profits to skim and pile up.

[fed-red]

I am not a twink!

I am not a twink, Fjord cried

No one believed him.