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why do girls insist on being dumbies when it comes to guys?

i just used voice to text in google docs to write an entire essay and i feel like i am in the future. i can see the matrix code i am one within the stars that span across the cyberspace

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Even now I am typing without lifting a finger. Simply looking up to the sky and allowing poetry to grace my lips and hit th hey bobin rmeneber to clean your room before MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM

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You’re an interesting man, Mr. Scamander. Just like your suitcase, I think there’s more to you than meets the eye. Kicked out of Hogwarts for endangering human life with a beast, yet one of your teachers argued strongly against your expulsion. I wonder… what makes Albus Dumbledore so fond of you, Mr. Scamander?

foolforfitness

Reblog if you are in or have ever been in an interracial relationship

I’m honestly curious how many of us there are, Ive barely met anyone else who is.

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myonlyphenomenon

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

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That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

avesatanaa

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something. Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

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DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

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That moment in Cursed Child where McGonagall is like “we’re missing boomslang skin and lacewing flies, I’m sure it’s nbd” and Harry and Hermione, who have actually stolen boomslang skin and lacewing flies to make Polyjuice Potion are like “yeah, that’s totally nbd” and are then astonished when they get Polyjuiced by 14 year olds.

That moment in Cursed Child where 14 year olds break into the Ministry of Magic using a security hole no one thought to close after Deathly Hallows.

That moment in Cursed Child where Sirius Black learns the trolley witch is an immortal harpy guardian but never bothered to tell anyone.

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CURSED CHILD THEORY

So I’ve thought a lot, and a theory just sort of popped into my head.

A lot of people say that Voldemort is unable to have a child because he cannot feel love.

But sex =/= love!! And let’s be real, Bellatrix would practically throw herself at Voldemort.

Delphini was Voldemort and Bellatrix’s child. She said she was born before the Battle of Hogwarts. What if she was literally born right before the battle? And Bellatrix just left her. In my opinion Bellatrix is not capable of motherly feelings and it would make sense if Delphi was actually sick as a child. Improper care as an infant would result in this.

My theory is that Voldemort decided to have a child so that he could make it his horcrux. If Voldemort had a child no one would dare hurt it (just like his snake) and his child would be given such respect and hence no chance of the horcrux being destroyed.

Voldemort wanted an extra horcrux because there would be no way that anyone would no about it and Harry Potter would fail even if he had thought he won.

Harry’s mission started on June 1997, you know to hunt the horcruxes. If Delphi was born in early May or late April (as the battle took place on May 2, 1998) then she would have had to be concieved in early August or late July of 1997. This could have happened if Voldemort found out that Harry and co were planning on destroying his horcruxes.

But maybe, the Battle took place so soon that Voldemort had no time to turn Delphini into a horcrux, hence why he was so keen on keeping Nagini safe.

He wanted to have an extra horcrux so he could still come back to life. But it didn’t work out and Delphi was just disregarded.

I don’t know this is just a theory I had.