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the-ghostcrew

this was under a puppet history video

gazehoundz

you would undo God's punishment?

anexperimentallife

faewaren

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

personally I think we should fill golf holes with cement regardless of water shortages. make it a daily activity

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strongermonster

high as fuck and it's the middle of a thunderstorm so i was outside standing in the rain to enjoy the Sensations as one does, and the neighbours chickens were also out (Worm Time) and let me tell u. soaking wet chickens are unrecognizable as any living animals. when i looked down and saw basically this at my feet in the half dark

i nearly shit myself

titkoks

thyrell

this is the funniest divorce in the world

campyvillain

“i’m an eldest daughter” well i have a slurpee. Bitcchhh

maykitz

the way every single news report about the weather is like "it's the worst situation we've seen in 200 years, beating the previous record set last year"