1. do NOT dance in front of me when I'm thinking

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[b-is-for-bones]

*slides in wearing socks* how do you do, fellow catboys

[b-is-for-bones]

Skin

[lovipop]

What selfshipping is like

[shitposting-extraordinaire]

Posts that read wildly differently based on self image

[oneheadtoanother]

[ruckuscauser]

[p3terpaan]

just got the single funniest autocorrect from my mum a few minutes ago.

[cowboyscrypt]

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

[cowboyscrypt]

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[penroseparticle]

This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[silverjirachi]

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing

[lilith-of-stardust]

[utopians]

they all hate me for my pathetically small bong

[utopians]

Whatever

[minotaurfemme]

thats not a bong thats a bing

[evilwizard]

🧚‍♀️ thumbelina420 Follow

works for me!

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[no-context-discord-quotes]

this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

[iced-coffee-chronicles]

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “into the unknown”💀 it’ll have you making a pilgrimage in a place between our world and the next 💯☝️

me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.

five minutes later: bro I swear I saw the beast following us through these mysterious woods that I don’t remember entering

the highwayman: I’m the highwayman

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[were--ralph]

i sent this gif to a black cowowker at work then later asked my white manager if he likes apple fritters and he was like "i fuckin love apple friters" and she laughed so hard she got a migraine

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[greelin]

[RUINING THE LIVES OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT REAL] i am playing. With my touys