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Spam acc, it’s mostly just reposts :]

[vivi-llain]

dimitrescu daughters keycharms

предзаказы в моем тгк

regarding posibility of international shipping:

it's very expensive, and I'm afraid the package might get lost on the way </3 but I’m planning to make a couple of extra pieces of merch to sell, so I think I might give it a try later

might open limited pre-orders with international shipping later

estimated price will be $1️⃣5️⃣ per piece + if you get all three of them you'll receive "invitation" postcard as a gift

just keep in mind that the shipping fee will be very expensive (probably over $4️⃣0️⃣) 💔

[queerfemme]

the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

[queerfemme]

the moon told me personally that she thinks you’re obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend

[q-is-a-letter]

I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause she’s always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it “The Man In The Moon”. She’s a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. She’s a beautiful trans woman

[queerfemme]

[excalibelle]

the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter

[hiranyaksha-deactivated20220613]

I wanna add to this if it’s ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name “Chandra” itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having “moon-like faces,” with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like “Nilaa” (”moon” in Tamil) and “Indu” (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names! 

AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky. 

[fandomssaremysoul]

Reblog if you’re gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.

[muppetlesbian]

the irony of this meme after the announcement today

[trans-pilled]

genuinely cannot imagine dickriding the watcher guys the way some of you have been. like they made a bad business decision! they alienated their audience! they made jokes about "eating the rich" and then one of their owners turned around and bought a tesla! they said they'd pull all their old content off youtube and then immediately backpedaled and started gaslighting the people who noticed it! they're just guys on the internet, they're not your friends and they are not anti-capitalists. they just want money and they don't care about their primarily young/international/non-wealthy audience.

[melynnwaters]

please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

[ranch-dressing-flavored-frog]

I think we can do it.

[nudityandnerdery]

Posts that have 2x10^25 notes to me.

[oojamaflip-whatchamacallit]

#we’re not even close to destroying a single cell#sunlight probably does more damage to op every day than we’ve done collectively as a site

We gotta work harder!!

[memewhore]

[40ouncesandamule]

Texas gave up that land so they could keep slavery:

“When Texas sought to enter the Union in 1845 as a slave state, federal law in the United States, based on the Missouri Compromise, prohibited slavery north of 36°30' parallel north. Under the Compromise of 1850, Texas surrendered its lands north of 36°30' latitude.”

[taxchurchesfundhealthcare]

Tell me more about how critical race theory shouldn’t be taught in school.

I am a grown ass man and I just learned about this 5 minutes ago.  Fuck everything about trying to hide the sins of our past.

[sabertoothwalrus]

[sabertoothwalrus]

Christian Bale -> Howl

Michael Keaton -> Porco Rosso

Robert Pattinson -> the Heron

so if you play Batman, at some point you will also be a titular Ghibli character

[powerburial]

[red-twist]

[prokopetz]

Tumblr 200-Word RPGs 2023

Last November, we did an informal game jam for folks who wanted to write something for Writing Month, but would prefer to write fewer than fifty thousand words of it. You can find the complete list of participants for that event in this post here. There's also an off-Tumblr archive of entries whose authors gave permission for them to be preserved here, if any of those links turn out to be broken.

Last year's collaboration went over well enough that I thought we might dust it off again this year. To be clear, this is just for fun – it's not a curated jam, and nobody's judging winners or handing out prizes..

If you'd like to throw your hat in, just follow these steps:

Step 1: If you're unfamiliar with 200-word RPGs, read a bunch of last year's entries (linked above) or browse the 200 Word RPG Challege archives at https://200wordrpg.github.io/ to get your brain-meats properly configured.

Step 2: Write your own 200-word RPG. If you're not sure whether you have 200 words or not (and with RPGs it can genuinely be difficult to tell!), you can use the word counter at https://200wordrpg.github.io/wordcount to check.

Step 3: Reblog this post and append your 200-word RPG.

Step 4 (optional): Please indicate in your post whether you're okay with having your 200-word RPG archived off-site for posterity – if you don't say anything one way or the other, I'll assume the answer is "no".

(As before, as a courtesy to anyone who's creeping the notes, please restrict non-200-word-RPG commentary to replies and tags until November 2023 is over – let's make the actual games easy to find!)

[recursive-wizard]

The Cult

Supplies: 3 players, 1d6 or more, a deck of cards fine to archive

Setup

Players control different factions in a small hamlet. Choose roles and assign 2, 3, 4 to your skills:

The Cult Leader: Manages the cult's dark agenda. Stats: Deception, Influence, Authority.

The Townsfolk: Represents the town's daily life and its people. Stats: Community, Tradition, Health.

The Investigator: Seeks to uncover the cult's secrets. Stats: Observation, Cunning, Determination.

Name your hamlet.

To Play

The players go in order. At the start of each turn, a player draws and reveals a card and then describes a scene, including one or both other players:

Hearts introduce relationships or emotional revelations.

Diamonds present economic or resource opportunities.

Clubs indicate conflicts or physical challenges.

Spades reveal secrets, rituals, and the truth.

Numbered cards indicate the magnitude of the event, while face cards introduce significant new characters.

During the scene, if the outcome of a player's action is uncertain, they roll 1d6, trying to roll under the relevant stat. If they roll a 1, they may look at and choose to discard the top card of the deck.

Play continues until the deck is depleted, or the story reaches a satisfying conclusion.

[prokopetz]

Tumblr 200-Word RPGs 2023

Last November, we did an informal game jam for folks who wanted to write something for Writing Month, but would prefer to write fewer than fifty thousand words of it. You can find the complete list of participants for that event in this post here. There's also an off-Tumblr archive of entries whose authors gave permission for them to be preserved here, if any of those links turn out to be broken.

Last year's collaboration went over well enough that I thought we might dust it off again this year. To be clear, this is just for fun – it's not a curated jam, and nobody's judging winners or handing out prizes..

If you'd like to throw your hat in, just follow these steps:

Step 1: If you're unfamiliar with 200-word RPGs, read a bunch of last year's entries (linked above) or browse the 200 Word RPG Challege archives at https://200wordrpg.github.io/ to get your brain-meats properly configured.

Step 2: Write your own 200-word RPG. If you're not sure whether you have 200 words or not (and with RPGs it can genuinely be difficult to tell!), you can use the word counter at https://200wordrpg.github.io/wordcount to check.

Step 3: Reblog this post and append your 200-word RPG.

Step 4 (optional): Please indicate in your post whether you're okay with having your 200-word RPG archived off-site for posterity – if you don't say anything one way or the other, I'll assume the answer is "no".

(As before, as a courtesy to anyone who's creeping the notes, please restrict non-200-word-RPG commentary to replies and tags until November 2023 is over – let's make the actual games easy to find!)

[fagenthusiast]

VAULTDWELLER

Name yourself. It does not matter.

Set your FutureCoin to 0.

Grant yourself a PIPE.

Grant yourself 5 HP.

You were given a 20 day banishment for stealing a toilet. survive and hopefully return.

GAME CYCLE

Every turn roll 1d4, and consult the below table.

repeat until turn 20 or when you die.

You’ve found a Town

Add 2 to your FutureCoin.

Roll 1d8, and consult the D8 RANDOM TABLE.

Perform the action listed.

2. You’ve been robbed

If you possess a PIPE, remove it and continue.

If you possess a KNIFE, continue.

If you possess a PISTOL, remove 1d6 ammo and continue.

3. Looting

Roll 1d2. 

Remove 1d4 HP and remove 1 WEAPON.

2.Grant yourself a WEAPON of your choice.

4. Combat

Roll 1d4 and remove that amount of health.

Break a weapon of your choice.

D8 RANDOM TABLE---------------------------------------------

Give yourself a Knife

Give yourself a Pistol (6/6)

Give yourself a Medipack +5 HP

Give yourself a Stimkit +1 HP

Give yourself a Pipe 

You were robbed.

You looted. 

You got 1d4 FutureCoin.

Feel free to archive.

PLEASE tell me if you run into issues.

[prokopetz]

Tumblr 200-Word RPGs 2023

Last November, we did an informal game jam for folks who wanted to write something for Writing Month, but would prefer to write fewer than fifty thousand words of it. You can find the complete list of participants for that event in this post here. There's also an off-Tumblr archive of entries whose authors gave permission for them to be preserved here, if any of those links turn out to be broken.

Last year's collaboration went over well enough that I thought we might dust it off again this year. To be clear, this is just for fun – it's not a curated jam, and nobody's judging winners or handing out prizes..

If you'd like to throw your hat in, just follow these steps:

Step 1: If you're unfamiliar with 200-word RPGs, read a bunch of last year's entries (linked above) or browse the 200 Word RPG Challege archives at https://200wordrpg.github.io/ to get your brain-meats properly configured.

Step 2: Write your own 200-word RPG. If you're not sure whether you have 200 words or not (and with RPGs it can genuinely be difficult to tell!), you can use the word counter at https://200wordrpg.github.io/wordcount to check.

Step 3: Reblog this post and append your 200-word RPG.

Step 4 (optional): Please indicate in your post whether you're okay with having your 200-word RPG archived off-site for posterity – if you don't say anything one way or the other, I'll assume the answer is "no".

(As before, as a courtesy to anyone who's creeping the notes, please restrict non-200-word-RPG commentary to replies and tags until November 2023 is over – let's make the actual games easy to find!)

[chromegnomes]

[Whimsical] Little [Gnomes]

2+ Players are [Adjective] Little [Gnouns]. Gnarrator gnarrates.

Players' characters are Gnomes, having uncharacteristically whimsical adventures in dark, deadly dungeons.

Players select [Traits] (1 [Adjective], 1 [Gnoun]) to create characters. No doubles!

ADJECTIVES:

Lovable: cuteness, charm

Sneaky: craftiness, stealth

Scrappy: aggressiveness, punching

Smart: inventiveness, know-how

Funky: grooviness, swagger

Curious: inquisitiveness, knowledge-seeking

GNOUNS:

Fella/Lass: adaptable, laid-back

Scamp: mischievous, impish

Prince/Lady: dignified, impressive

Freak: bizarre, unexpected

Buddy: amicable, charismatic

Sport: athletic, outdoorsy

ALL Players also have "Whimsical" (playfulness, joviality) and "Gnome" (magical, good-hearted).

Gnarrator describes scenarios, then Players discuss/describe their actions. If Gnarrator determines (or Player suggests) an action utilizes [Trait], and character has this [Trait], Player rolls 2d6.

Result:

2-3: Fail badly! +1 Hurt

4-6: Fail forward - something unfortunate happens

7-9: Partial success, with mild consequences

10+: Full success! -1 Hurt

Gnarrator then describes outcomes, incorporating [Trait] roll.

"Hurt" includes physical and emotional hurt. While at 6+ Hurt, characters are Bummed, and roll 1d6 after failed rolls. On 1-2, character Goes Home. Create new character.

Converting dungeon-crawl modules to WLG: Ignore rules in module. Change no content, but adapt events to Gnomes' inherent whimsy, which always produces gnome-appropriate outcomes.

Gnomes cannot die.

[prokopetz]

Tumblr 200-Word RPGs 2023

Last November, we did an informal game jam for folks who wanted to write something for Writing Month, but would prefer to write fewer than fifty thousand words of it. You can find the complete list of participants for that event in this post here. There's also an off-Tumblr archive of entries whose authors gave permission for them to be preserved here, if any of those links turn out to be broken.

Last year's collaboration went over well enough that I thought we might dust it off again this year. To be clear, this is just for fun – it's not a curated jam, and nobody's judging winners or handing out prizes..

If you'd like to throw your hat in, just follow these steps:

Step 1: If you're unfamiliar with 200-word RPGs, read a bunch of last year's entries (linked above) or browse the 200 Word RPG Challege archives at https://200wordrpg.github.io/ to get your brain-meats properly configured.

Step 2: Write your own 200-word RPG. If you're not sure whether you have 200 words or not (and with RPGs it can genuinely be difficult to tell!), you can use the word counter at https://200wordrpg.github.io/wordcount to check.

Step 3: Reblog this post and append your 200-word RPG.

Step 4 (optional): Please indicate in your post whether you're okay with having your 200-word RPG archived off-site for posterity – if you don't say anything one way or the other, I'll assume the answer is "no".

(As before, as a courtesy to anyone who's creeping the notes, please restrict non-200-word-RPG commentary to replies and tags until November 2023 is over – let's make the actual games easy to find!)

[clubconsent]

Quantum Pulse Drive. Earl Grey. Hot.

One player is Foodinator. All others are Spacefarers.

Foodinator manifests Provisions. Foodinator must abide by its interpretation of the Rules. Rule 1: Provisions must be food or drink.

The Foodinator writes down 2 secret additional Rules.

Spacefarers describe their Needs, then take turns requesting Provisions to meet them.

Foodinator describes the Provision dispensed. Spacefarer rates it +1, +0, or -1. Judgment Computer, represented by rolling 2d6, judges. Add the Spacefarer's rating to the roll to determine Provision's score.

12+: EXEMPLARY. Foodinator adds 1 secret Rule. 7-11: CORRECT. Foodinator gets 1 Positive Feedback. 3-6: NON-COMPLIANT. Provision is destroyed, and the requesting Spacefarer gains 1 Insight. 2-: CONTRABAND. Spacefarer is killed on the spot. The other Spacefarers memorialize them.

On 7+, all players debate whether the Provision meets that Spacefarer's Need, then vote. If a majority agrees the Need is met, the Spacefarer exits.

At any time, The Foodinator may spend 2 Positive Feedbacks to replace 1 word in a Rule with a different word.

At any time, a Spacefarer may spend 2 Insights to have The Foodinator read aloud 1 Rule unknown to the Spacefarers. The Foodinator chooses 1 word to skip when reading the rule aloud.

[Okay to archive off-site.] [Inspired by this post.]

[prokopetz]

Tumblr 200-Word RPGs 2023

Last November, we did an informal game jam for folks who wanted to write something for Writing Month, but would prefer to write fewer than fifty thousand words of it. You can find the complete list of participants for that event in this post here. There's also an off-Tumblr archive of entries whose authors gave permission for them to be preserved here, if any of those links turn out to be broken.

Last year's collaboration went over well enough that I thought we might dust it off again this year. To be clear, this is just for fun – it's not a curated jam, and nobody's judging winners or handing out prizes..

If you'd like to throw your hat in, just follow these steps:

Step 1: If you're unfamiliar with 200-word RPGs, read a bunch of last year's entries (linked above) or browse the 200 Word RPG Challege archives at https://200wordrpg.github.io/ to get your brain-meats properly configured.

Step 2: Write your own 200-word RPG. If you're not sure whether you have 200 words or not (and with RPGs it can genuinely be difficult to tell!), you can use the word counter at https://200wordrpg.github.io/wordcount to check.

Step 3: Reblog this post and append your 200-word RPG.

Step 4 (optional): Please indicate in your post whether you're okay with having your 200-word RPG archived off-site for posterity – if you don't say anything one way or the other, I'll assume the answer is "no".

(As before, as a courtesy to anyone who's creeping the notes, please restrict non-200-word-RPG commentary to replies and tags until November 2023 is over – let's make the actual games easy to find!)

[kejaba]

Under a Doomed Banner

You are Doomed, but not yet Dead. You have something to finish.

You need 2d6 and a d20. 1 GM + Players.

Roll d6 for your Fate.

Wounded. -PHYS, +KNOW

Broken. -PHYS, +SOUL

Skewered. -KNOW, +PHYS

Infected. -KNOW, +SOUL

Damned. -SOUL, +PHYS

Cursed. -SOUL, +KNOW

DOOM starts at 5.

There are 3 TESTS.

PHYS - Physical feats.

KNOW - Knowing things.

SOUL - Challenges of spirit.

TEST whenever success is uncertain or failure is interesting. Roll d6.

1-3 - Fail.

4-5 - Succeed.

6 - Succeed and reduce DOOM by 1.

If + in TEST, roll twice and take higher. If -, take lower.

If you fail a TEST, you may TEST FATE. If you do, increase DOOM by 1, then roll d20. If the roll is less than DOOM, you succeed.

If you are attacked and fail to defend yourself, increase DOOM by d3.

If DOOM is ever 20+, your demise is at hand. Complete a final action, then PERISH.

DOOM cannot be reduced below 1. You cannot escape your Fate.

Roll d6 for your DOOMED GOAL.

Reclaim Your Home

Kill The Baron

Take It Back

Get Revenge

Save Them

End The Curse

=======================

Exactly 200 words, excluding the title! This was super fun. Okay with archiving, sharing, editing, whatever! I was aiming for a one-shot engine, lemme know if anyone plays it

[transmortifried]

"womanizer" is one of those words that should mean something other than what it does.

example "i'm a womanizer. i see a guy and i womanize him."

[lighteffexor]

[marciaillust]

curious. anyway,

[branden-aka-cowboyduke]

Never forget how far you’ve come, despite how far you still have to go

[the-haiku-bot]

Never forget how

far you’ve come, despite how far

you still have to go

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cannibalchicken]

[evengirlierballs]

starting a collection of people who obliterate their food in impossible ways.

[cipher-wise]

[gpedia]

how do you manage to convert food into red coal not once but twice

[the-haiku-bot]

how do you manage

to convert food into red

coal not once but twice

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[minamotoz]

riley asking shawn, "when you looks at me, does it remind you of what you can't have?" was a crazy ass moment because yes the line was about shawns intimacy issues and his inability to commit to a longterm relationship, but holy shit if that isn't the most blatant way you could confirm that shawn was in love with cory and the existence of riley was just a constant reminder that he had missed his chance and could never be with cory. what if i went insane