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[b1tcht0p1a]

♦️ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐬.♦️ Hello! You may refer to me as Kenneth or Kenny! I'm a 22-year-old writer and this blog is dedicated to One Piece. I'm not fully caught up but am working on it.

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Requests are open - it may be a while before I get to them but feel free to request. Last updated: November 14, 2025

[b1tcht0p1a]

my love I need to know your thoughts on the clown

personally I have MANY thoughts, many of them including the fact that every part of him can be detached

Oh I have many as well…

I love both versions of my lovely clown. Animated and Live Action. He is a creature after my heart. I have like 3 but I love them for different reasons. But I also hate him in that “I want to chew on you” in a kind of way. But I mostly love his dumbass.

Regarding more NSFW means. I feel any and all ways for him. Like 2 years ago? I could only read the insert in submissive roles but FUCK. This man and one other had finally drew the need to dominate out of me. Like I want to hold this mfer down and bounce on it crazy style. I would take his dick away and keep it nice and warm for hours if he pissed me off. I'd take his hands away so he can't touch me when I'm doing things to him. I'd put his head across the room so he as to watch as I ride him. That man is not a top, I use to think he was when I first started reading fics for him but it feels wrong to me. I do still enjoy the fics where he tops but I want to top him. He'd def be a service top if he were to do that in my opinion. Back to toping his clown ass. His detectable limbs come in handy. If you want to peg him, you don't technically have to buy a strap. He's 1000% put his own dick in his ass. And he will be doing it every time I want to peg him. ON GODS, this will be having me write a fic. This has inspired me. This wasn't proof read, I apologize for any grammar or spelling.

[sweetpeaapplepie]

do it do it do it

no but your so right gods let me live in your brain

THE HEAD ACROSS THE ROOM?? Your to fucking smart

He’s so pathetic I want to hear him whine for it.

He would be into cucking himself

I raise you one better hands and head separate while your fucking him. No touching, he can only watch as his body is used from across the room

[b1tcht0p1a]

Great minds think alike. Whining and whimpering is how I like 'em. And rest assured, I will be adding the no hands to it. I will make this my magnum opus.

[b1tcht0p1a]

my love I need to know your thoughts on the clown

personally I have MANY thoughts, many of them including the fact that every part of him can be detached

Oh I have many as well…

I love both versions of my lovely clown. Animated and Live Action. He is a creature after my heart. I have like 3 but I love them for different reasons. But I also hate him in that “I want to chew on you” in a kind of way. But I mostly love his dumbass.

Regarding more NSFW means. I feel any and all ways for him. Like 2 years ago? I could only read the insert in submissive roles but FUCK. This man and one other had finally drew the need to dominate out of me. Like I want to hold this mfer down and bounce on it crazy style. I would take his dick away and keep it nice and warm for hours if he pissed me off. I'd take his hands away so he can't touch me when I'm doing things to him. I'd put his head across the room so he as to watch as I ride him. That man is not a top, I use to think he was when I first started reading fics for him but it feels wrong to me. I do still enjoy the fics where he tops but I want to top him. He'd def be a service top if he were to do that in my opinion. Back to toping his clown ass. His detectable limbs come in handy. If you want to peg him, you don't technically have to buy a strap. He's 1000% put his own dick in his ass. And he will be doing it every time I want to peg him. ON GODS, this will be having me write a fic. This has inspired me. This wasn't proof read, I apologize for any grammar or spelling.

[b1tcht0p1a]

Hello! I know it’s been awhile since I’ve posted actual content. But I’ve been struggling with a massive writers block + stress from work. It’s holiday season after all. However, I have a multitude of drafts right now! So I wanted to get some opinions out there! I do apologize for all the tags, but I want to get this out as far as I can.

Drafts situation

Post small bits of drafts to gauge hype?

Just post drafts as is and maybe part 2 them?

Try and finish the drafts before posting without sneak peeks?

Try and finish drafts w/ sneak peeks?

Voting ended onNov 21, 2025

[b1tcht0p1a]

Chat, I am alive somehow. Hopefully got stuff cooking but idk

[b1tcht0p1a]

Guess who has the motivation to write again. 😋 I WILL be finishing the request that’s been sitting in my inbox for like a year? And I WILL be finishing the other drafts I have rn.

[b1tcht0p1a]

I love having several mfers YAP in my ear and have a YouTube video playing as I write shit. Helps me focus kinda. Having to slightly overstimulate myself to get shit done.

[b1tcht0p1a]

One of my dear coworkers is now very aware of my account.

[b1tcht0p1a]

Decided to download a dating app. Deleted it not even a full 48 hours later. wtf are men sometimes.

[staygoldsquatchling02]

IF👏🏻YOU👏🏻GIVE👏🏻THE👏🏻 CHARACTER 👏🏻A👏🏻NAME👏🏻 IT'S 👏🏻NOT👏🏻AN👏🏻X 👏🏻READER👏🏻FIC.

But seriously if you are writing a fic and give the s/o character a name, it defeats the purpose of an x reader. I don't care if it's oc x character story, have fun enjoy but for the love of God don't tag it as x reader please. I get wanting more people to see your stories but it's irritating to click on a fic that is tagged x reader and get two paragraphs in and the 'reader' has a name. You don't see honest to go x reader writers tagging their stuff x oc, so why are you doing it.

And don't come at me saying 'well there's extensions you can use to switch out the names' or 'if you don't like it don't read it' , because one I don't read it if I know from the start it's not truly an x reader and second not everyone uses a computer to read. I use my phone to read and there ain't no extensions for the app that do anything like that.

If you really want to post your OC fic in the x reader tag it's not hard to use Google docs to search out every mention of your OC's name and replace it with y/n.

Just for the love of God stop cross tagging oc fics with x reader it's annoying and bogs down the tags making it harder to find the real x reader fics that people work just as hard on.

[b1tcht0p1a]

Turns out idk how to read and now have to completely redo a fic because of this revelation.

[b1tcht0p1a]

I’m trying to write a fic and it’s not going the way I want it too but I’m too stubborn to back down from it and rewrite

[b1tcht0p1a]

21 today let’s goo! 🎉🎉 I can now buy certain substances

[b1tcht0p1a]

Tumblr might fuck me over with a request I’m writing. It keeps fucking telling me that it can’t perceive a whole paragraph and I will tweak if it deletes it one more time.

[b1tcht0p1a]

How does one ask for request without sounding desperate or like you have no idea what to write? Cause you want to write but there’s too many things in your head to focus on one. I do have a request being done soon and I’m scared that I won’t do it justice even though I’ve been working on if for a year cause I want to do good…

[b1tcht0p1a]

Sometimes I think about the person who I got my name from. I don’t know them personally but I hope they are doing okay and escaped the hellscape that was the anime that started it all.

(I found this name when I was like 12 reading fics on Wattpad.)

[b1tcht0p1a]

I woke up to 117 notifications, god damn. Thanks for all the love ❤️ I’m glad the new post is well liked!