btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
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if i look back, i am lost

shark vs the universe
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

@theartofmadeline

Kaledo Art

Andulka
Jules of Nature

Product Placement
trying on a metaphor
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@ba-sing-saying
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though
blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays
blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels
blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories
von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel
Don Blorbo from my opera
błórbżo from my polish poetry
blorbocles from my ancient greek epics
Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels
Blorbio from my early modern plays
Assembling some more from the notes:
And the kicker:
useless rosetta stone
any user from another app seeking to come on Tumblr should have to read that first, in order to prepare them for the horrors
i like this better actually
also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor
I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”
Let’s fly high with mama
As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".
So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:
Excuse me???
you are right and you should say it.
Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?
Absolutely not
You know who would try that shit?
Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?
You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?
The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:
You're right and I'm glad you're saying it
Ani-sama! Ani-sama! Jin-san! Haruo-san! Sakurazawa-sensei! Ai-chan! Makoto-kun! Torty! Bunbun... I'm alone....
I cannot truly appreciate my blorbo-in-laws if y'all don't tag fandoms and/or characters.
The most interesting question you can ask about any character is not what do they want. it's what do they believe they deserve. because those two things are almost never the same and the gap between them is where your entire story lives. a person can want love completely and believe they don't deserve it and that belief will destroy every good thing that comes toward them in ways they won't even notice they're doing. write the gap. the gap is the character.
i could gush about witch hat atelier for a long time but these panels really stuck out to me as such a lovely thought about the process of learning
caleb gets up everyday of c2 like yes i killed my whole family and then lost 11 years of my life and also now im trying to rewrite the timeline about it instead of actually facing it and also this is the first time in like 17 years ive socialized and also the first time in probably my whole life where my friendship wasn't founded and held together by shared trauma and abuse but im being really normal about it
"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it
almost time
hmmmmmmmmm