Representing Earth

Multifandom (and other nonsense) blog. Fullmetal Alchemist, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Critical Role, Ace Attorney, and many others.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[downton-not-downtown-smh]

what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though

[judasconcrete-deactivated202306]

blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays

[sprachgefuehle]

blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels

[hearteyedraccoon]

blorbug from my kafkaesque short stories

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

von blorbow from my german sturm und drang novel

[dichterfuerstin]

Don Blorbo from my opera

[toomanystoryideas]

błórbżo from my polish poetry

[velociraptrix]

blorbocles from my ancient greek epics

[amarguerite]

Mr. Blorby from my Jane Austen novels

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Blorbio from my early modern plays

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Assembling some more from the notes:

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

And the kicker:

[lastvalyrian]

useless rosetta stone

[leseigneurdufeu]

any user from another app seeking to come on Tumblr should have to read that first, in order to prepare them for the horrors

[segamascott]

[nerunodaisuki]

[oceanflowerrs]

i like this better actually

[10001gecs]

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

[mas0nalexander]

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

[10001gecs]

[thrivinghigh]

Let’s fly high with mama

[plain-flavoured-english]

As a Greek, in response to the current controversy about Matt Damon being cast as Odysseus, I'd just like to share that one of the moments that changed my brain chemistry as a kid was reading a novelized version of the Odyssey and coming across the following description of Odysseus when Circe sees him for the first time and thinks he's hot: "his hair curled like a clematis and his eyes were very brown".

So may I present my own casting choice for Odysseus:

[plain-flavoured-english]

Excuse me???

[ruffboi-mags]

you are right and you should say it.

[instantduckninja]

Is this the face of a man who would put his own infant in front of a plow to avoid going to war?

Absolutely not

You know who would try that shit?

Is this the face of a man who would defy the very gods to get home to his wife?

You know who would defy the gods just to show he could get away with it?

[fluffmugger]

The last thing Penelope's suitors ever see:

[queen-mihai]

You're right and I'm glad you're saying it

[shiruba-tsuki]

Ani-sama! Ani-sama! Jin-san! Haruo-san! Sakurazawa-sensei! Ai-chan! Makoto-kun! Torty! Bunbun... I'm alone....

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[kkglinka]

I cannot truly appreciate my blorbo-in-laws if y'all don't tag fandoms and/or characters.

[luna-azzurra]

The most interesting question you can ask about any character is not what do they want. it's what do they believe they deserve. because those two things are almost never the same and the gap between them is where your entire story lives. a person can want love completely and believe they don't deserve it and that belief will destroy every good thing that comes toward them in ways they won't even notice they're doing. write the gap. the gap is the character.

[sexybritishllama]

i could gush about witch hat atelier for a long time but these panels really stuck out to me as such a lovely thought about the process of learning

[fishmechs]

caleb gets up everyday of c2 like yes i killed my whole family and then lost 11 years of my life and also now im trying to rewrite the timeline about it instead of actually facing it and also this is the first time in like 17 years ive socialized and also the first time in probably my whole life where my friendship wasn't founded and held together by shared trauma and abuse but im being really normal about it

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[flufflecat]

almost time

[suites]

hmmmmmmmmm