[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[defendglobe]

this is the worst fucking idea i’ve ever seen

[playbill]

First Look at the U.S. Premiere of Brokeback Mountain Opera

[stillglowinstillcrowin-deactiva]

The Who the what now

[animatedtext]

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[cheetothecat]

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

[meatpower]

therapist: modded sims 4 kids aren’t real. they can’t hurt you

modded sims 4 kids:

[corsolanite]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[movie-gifs]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[butts-for-days]

i will be the comfiest hot dog and you can’t stop me

[tumbleblindly]

[theshitneyspears]

The name’s Gunn…

Gia Gunn.

[babababs]

remember in goblet of fire when minerva says ‘potter’s a boy, not a piece of meat!’

imagine harry telling her everything after the battle of hogwarts, telling her about how dumbledore raised him like a pig for slaughter, and how he had to die and mcgonagall gets so goddamned mad

she loses control for the first time that harry’s EVER seen and she’s actually yelling, she’s so pissed that harry was seventeen and he had to accept death and dumbledore KNEW he would have to die and NEVER TOLD HIM

and harry’s about to cry because yeah his friends would be devastated if he was gone but NO ONE got this damn pissed that dumbledore had raised him so that he could die at the right time and mcgonagall’s in the middle of a rant and he just shoots up and hugs her and she’s stunned into silence but after a moment she hugs back and it’s great

and then she goes up to her office and starts screaming at dumbledore’s portrait because ‘i don’t care if it had to happen, albus, he is a CHILD-’

[riverthunder]

This is the Minerva McGonagall content we deserve, and make no mistake, we were robbed

[wolfwars]

I still think it is telling that when we first meet Minerva, she:

Was waiting all day out in the cold for the mere chance of knowing Harry might be alive

Has been crying because James and Lily are dead and she loved her students, while the rest of the wizarding world is celebrating. 

Tells Dumbledore not to leave Harry with the Dursleys. in fact she’s even shocked he would suggest it.

So in just a few lines of dialogue we see Dumbledore is eating candy, asking McGonagall why she isn’t celebrating and saying Harry can’t be with another family because the ‘fame’ would get to his head?

while McGonagall is waiting as a cat against a cold wall all day, hoping to get some information that her dead student’s child is ok. she’s going through shock and grief. And Hagrid arrives, sobbing for Harry too. Minerva is actually very emotionally tied to Harry. Which is why she cries when he and Ron visit Hermione in the hospital. She loves her students.

[merlinsearsarebeloved]

McGonagall is an angel.

[that-catholic-shinobi]

yall keep pulling the receipts on dumbledore and I am here for it

[phanthumnightowl-deactivated202]

Someone please write a headcanon about how mcgonagall just raises Harry

[ruinedchildhood]

[krishnathekumar]

This satire was made 20 years ago.

[werebottom]

Old school Madtv was spot on

[mizreesecup]

Omg

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Proof that the right in this country hasn’t budged an inch in decades when it comes to social progress.

[kingsservice]

Anastasia (1997)

‘That’s what I hate about this government. Everything’s in red.’

[pomeranian2]

[longjump5o6]

Same energy? Nah same dude

[theshitneyspears]

If Glee was still airing they would’ve done an episode where Kurt becomes a Drag Queen but gets rejected from RuPaul’s Drag Race so they cheer him up by doing a mash-up of Purse First and Thank U, Next