[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[lil-shiro]

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

[dastardlydorito]

[pisshandkerchief]

everyone's "well-adjusted" and "mentally healthy" until the "sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all" part of Bohemian Rhapsody comes on

[orcposts]

do not go gentle into that good night

[orcposts]

be a bit of a bitch about it

[transbian-uprising]

can't in good conscience leave this out

[raisinchallah]

the problem is when gay historical romance became omg the duke can get gay married too and not and then the protagonist ran into all of her exes at the socialist rally in the middle of london

[orange-catsidy]

wow you have dogshit taste (remembers im trying to be nicer to people who like different things) uh i mean, it's beautiful how the breadth of human experience is so wide it encompasses those with good taste and those with dogshit taste

[incisedwound]

im saying shit like this to women all the time

[thatlittleegyptologist]

It’s too hot to give a fuck that the prime minister resigned…again

[latis-ali]

This is almost better than finding out new info through the supernatural meme

[thatlittleegyptologist]

sorry about that 🫠

[the-composite-doll]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_(cat)

You outlasted another one Larry!

[stoflostcauses]

Get a load of this freak

[guiltfactory-moved]

everything is a reference when you're crazy

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[stealingpotatoes]

there is not a single task on earth that's more important than cat cuddles (source: my cat told me)

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

Water is pretty nice to drink despite how horribly it treated the crew of the Edmund Fitzgerald

[left-reminders]

[dykeselfcest]

I fear a lot of people learned to take good care of library books as children and instead of internalizing "leave shared community items as you found them as much as possible, because other people will use them too" they internalized "printing and binding a book imbues it with sacred energy and if you dog-ear a mass-market paperback you're desecrating the entire concept of written language"

[knifefightscene]

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

[knifefightscene]

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension