Lady~of~Shalott

paul, that's why i ran ~ where's my ghost in the mirror ~ john, i want a divorce

[surreal--memes]

[dni-archive]

[dogpuppy]

[romanceyourdemons]

the great thing about the wuxia genre is you can start a sect called the Evil Blood Cult in a place called Demon Mountain that’s a volcano full of poison and you all wear crazy gothic black and red hanfu and practice Sinister Backstabber Style kung fu and like. that’s not a deterrent to prospective disciples. do all that and a fuckton of bright eyed youngsters will still show up at your door and say hello i would like to join the demon mountain evil blood cult where do i sign up?

[deep-green-existentialist]

Lockheed Martin was at my college's job fair

[parkchanwoohoo]

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[piernik-miodowy]

“Boogie Street ‘52, Revachol” (Kim has this in his wallet)

A revamp of my 2022 Disco piece hehe

[rozzed]

you buy 1 cd it's over... you want 100 now

[flopstan]

kpop songs used to be in korean

[bruzum]

[pjackk]

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[woodsdyke]

there's two people fishing at the swim beach for some reason, as if that could possibly be good fishing. go try somewhere else guys, i kicked the only one nearby

[sirenita00]

[animentality]

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[teaboot]

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

[teaboot]

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

[teaboot]

A little bit for Monica, she's my wife

A little bit for Erica, for her strife

My books all go to Rita, cause she reads

My greenhouse goes to Tina, she plants trees

The furniture is Sandra's, on my lawn

Jewelry for Mary, she can pawn

Ashes go to Jessica, that's my plan

A little bit of me inside a can (ah!)

[bgm05]

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...