I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itâs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itâs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
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"y-you want me to help you? um sure yeah that's what friends do haha..." itadoriâs body language is pretty obvious that he doesnât want to help you. but, he plays it off quite well and asks "maybe if you, i don't know...tell me about him?" yuuji is someone that wears their heart on their sleeve. which obviously means you can tell when heâs being genuine and when heâs not. âis it weird that i asked you?â you face yuuji and raise your brow as you look at him. âwhat? no!! i just donât know if iâll be much help.â he says as he smiles with his hand on the back of his neck. secretly, you wished it did bother him. you liked yuuji since you were kids but, he never showed any sign that he thought of you as more than a friend. as years went on, your hope faded and now youâve met a really nice guy. so, why not ? âi was gonna ask if you could ask him what he thinks of me.â itadori takes a deep breath and crosses his arms. âor is that too obvious?â the poor boy is pouting without even noticing, itâs cute. however, to you it looks like heâs thinking about your idea. yuujiâs heart and mind is racing and not in a good way. itâs like a marathon runner pushing themselves too hard it hurts. his eyes look into yours and he doesnât even think as âdonât worry y/n! you can count on me!â slips out. âahhh thanks yuuji!!â you smile and hug him before you head into your house. itadori has a stupid smile on his face long after you walk inside. how are you so perfect? he recalls your smile from moments ago, but then the warmth of your embrace fades. now feeling the chill of the breeze as he stands alone on the street, he realizes what he just agreed to. yuuji squats down and puts his face in his hands. why did i say that? iâm so...stupid.
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âwhy are you asking me? i donât know the guy.â megumiâs response is laced with bitterness but, you donât think much of it. you two have been friends for years and the idea of megumi reciprocating your feelings was shut down a while ago. well, he never directly rejected you or anything however, you always doubted someone like him would ever see you that way. âiâm asking you because i feel comfortable coming to you for advice.â you tell him as you look at him. megumi is still avoiding contact. his eyes are set on the view in front of him. how could he look at the person that his heart yearns for talk about the one their heart yearns for? heâs struggling keeping a calm composure but itâs all internal. he never likes losing his cool in front of you. âok but how the hell should i know?â you frown at the mood in the conversation. âgumi, whatâs up with you? you were laughing five minutes ago.â the dark-haired boy swallows harshly at your words. you nudge his side with your shoulder as you tease him. âyou kinda suck at romance and all--â you pause and see that megumi doesnât seem amused by your attempts to make things lighter. âbut i was hoping my own best friend would help me with someone i like.â why the hell would i do that, y/n? megumi stops walking and causes you to do the same. his hands ball into his fists and he grits his teeth. do you not understand? âjust ask him out. do whatever the hell you want!â megumi storms off without glancing back. youâre left in shock and megumiâs words somehow linger in the air. tears form and threaten to trickle down your cheeks as the lump in your throat can barely make out, âand why the hell would i do that, megumi?â
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R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
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im just here for a good time but i feel so attacked rn
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mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet.
Bro, christopher columbas was a colonizer piece of shit and all, but if youre not talking about the forced sterilization of indigenous women, the lack of access to clean drinking water on reserves, the missing indigenous women who go missing with no investigation, or any of the other multitudes of indigenous issues happening currently today, your bonus woke points for saying fuck christopher columbus arent worth shit tbh
Hope it's okay to add to this, I wanted to know more about these specific issues so here are some links for people:
on forced sterilization
on water crises
on missing persons (also here)
Wikipedia article outlining major issues
I think those are pretty US-centric, so here is Canadian info:
8 Key Issues for Indigenous Peoples in Canada
water crises (Canada-specific)
history and social info about their oppression
Lastly, I started wondering if Alaska has unique issues for its indigenous population, and it appears to:
info on Alaskan Natives' history
"10 things you should know" (including hardships they face)
info on cops in Alaska
info on hawaiian sovereignty
All of this also applies to indigenous populations in Latin America and the Caribbean, and non-whitepassing Native + Mestizo Latinxs stateside as well.
Please don't forget the whole other half of the Americas + the other American continent in your indigenous activism just because those indigenous peoples reside in the global south when they face the same colonial violence and racial/sexual terrorization and genocides as their northern neighbors & cousins.
Holy shit, Bernie just popped off on the Senate floor
Transcript: And now I find that some of my Republican colleagues are very distressed. Theyâre very upset that somebody who is making ten, twelve bucks an hour might end up with a paycheckâfor four months!âmore than they received last week. Oh my G-d! The universe is collapsing.Â
Imagine that. Somebody whoâs making 12 bucks an hour, now like the rest of us, faces an unprecedented economic crisis, with the 600 bucks on top of their normal- their regular unemployment check- might be making a few bucks more for four months. Oh my WORD! Will the universe survive?Â
How absurd and wrong is that? What kind of value system is that? Meanwhile, these very same folks had no problem, a couple years ago, voting for a trillion dollars in tax breaks for billionaires and large profitable corporations! Not a problem!Â
But when it comes to low-income workers in the midst of a terrible crisis, maybe some of them earning or having more money than they previously made- [tongue clicks] oh my word we gotta strip that out. Gotta- we gotta tell those poor people that no matter what-Â
By the way when this bill, when the McConnell bill first came up, unbelievably, and I know many Republicans objected to this, they were saying that well we wanna give a, whatever it was, a thousand or twelve hundred bucks, but poor people should get less.Â
You see, because poor people are down here, they donât deserve- they donât eat. They donât pay rent. They donât go to the doctor; theyâre somehow inferior, because theyâre poor weâre gonna give them less.Â
Well that was addressed. Now everybody is gonna get the 1200 dollars. But some of our Republican friends still have not given up of the need to punish the poor and working people.Â
You havenât raised the minimum wage in ten years! Minimum wage should be at least fifteen bucks an hour, you havenât done that!Â
Youâve cut program, after program, after program, and now horror of horrors, for four months, workers might be earning a few bucks more than they otherwise would. Well needless to say, thisâ (audio cuts off as video ends).
I want this man as my president so bad
me @ the coronavirus if it ever touches sebastian stan
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Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today
hallmark movie
woman: i have a high paying job in new york city that i love and christmas isnât that important to me
her black friend: you need a MAN
womanâs dad: come to the small town,, we are suffering without a baker for our town festivale
woman: ok dad
man: i harvest maple syrup for a living and make 2 dollars a year
woman: :/
man: will you harvest maple syrup with meâŚ
woman: iâve decided i hate my job and iâm going to resign myself to making christmas tree ornaments in fuckberg for the rest of my life
This should have been prefaced with âwe forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of christmas moviesâ
Petition for Netflix to do a reverse Hallmark movie. A housewife from a small town has to go on a trip to the Big City due to some inheritance issue(her husband of course doesnât accompany her because he is a lazy ass). In the process she finds out that she fucking LOVES the big city. She loves the possibilities, the culture, the life,the night life,
She also just happens to find a job she loves, decides she doesnât actually want children, that she hates going to church, that she never really liked either her or her husbandâs families
And then her angry husband calls her:
husband: where the hell are you? You were supposed to be done with this b.s two weeks ago? I donât have any clothes. Mom had to come here to do the laundry and she is so pissed at you. You better be here to prepare Christmas dinner!
woman: Actually dear I decided not to sell my great auntâs flat. In fact I decided to move to the city. Also the reason I am calling was to tell you that I am filing for divorce
husband:you bitch. you will regret this. i will leave you penniless
women: actually dear in case you forgot dealing with the finances was something you considered beneath you so all the bank accounts are in my name. but donât worry. iâll leave you the house. maybe now you will actually bother to do the repairs I have been asking you to do for years. merry Christmas. All tell your mother to go fuck herself
That is a Christmas movie I would watch.
#ok but this would be an AMAZING christmas movie especially combined with Found Friends/Found Family trope#like she would have âspent the holidays aloneâ even surrounded by her husband and his family#and she encounters all these great people she comes to love who all would have spent christmas alone#and she has a happy holiday with people she loves rather than people sheâs obligated to be around (@betterbemeta)
If youâre not noticed, youâre still valid.
Like, if no ones gonna read it, you should still write it.
If no ones gonna see it, you should still do it.
If no ones gonna hear you, you should still say it.
Youâre not measured by how people react to you.
Youâre not measured by how people react to you.
This is seriously hard to remember sometimes but itâs true.
YOUâRE NOT MEASURED BY HOW PEOPLE REACT TO YOU.
I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasnât possible, as it wasnât legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.
op this looks absolutely magical
I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl
every morning i wake up & get my coffee & i recite in my head this excerpt from âinvitation,â by mary oliver: âit is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world.â & i just say it over & over again until it sticks to my mind for the rest of the day. it is a serious thing. i am alive. i am so lucky. this fresh morning i get the chance to live again & again & again
after a long day of fighting the cruel & broken world? âshould anyone be surprised if sometimes, when the white moon rises, women want to lash out with a cutting edge?â mary oliver. mother of my heart. you knew all.Â
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Does he count? I feel like he counts
I know this post is mostly black men but I couldnât leave my girl Benson out. See also:
the area fifty one raid is approachingâŚ. the memes have died downâŚ. the government has stopped with their powerpoint presentationâŚ.
this is the calm before the storm.