On the Wing

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[sololangs]

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

[ghostowlattic]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[hardrockerhippie]

At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...

[ekjohnston]

This is incredible.

[tiktoks-for-my-besties]

[alexaloraetheris]

My favorite brand of people are musicians who hear Rush Fucking E, which isn't technically meant to be played by a human at all, and immediately picking up their instrument and going 'bet'.

[shencomix]

[robomartyr]

[aerix-spades]

Clash of titties

[whabababy]

if this isnt gender equality i dont know

[sketchiedetails]

Stand battle

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[meteorherd]

adulthood is all about fighting for your life to meet up with your friends at a scheduled time

[meteorherd]

see this person gets it

[1five1two]

[invertebrates]

i can’t blame him i’d do the same thing

[funny-tik-toks]

[pfdiva]

This man is SUFFERING and I'm living for it!

[azzandra]

The more of these I see, the more it's clear he does NOT know the punchlines in advance. He's getting these jokes raw and has to keep a straight face.

[weepingwitch]

truly, no harsh noise project can ever approach the sheer auditory torture of existing in the same room as someone scrolling tiktok, like professional bad sound engineers couldn't make a listening experience this unpleasant if they tried

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[agressiveyodeling]

Audio & visual:

Man holding beer: “Wanna beer?” *holds beer next to wall?*

Man, muffled: “Yeah!” *punches through wall, grabs beer, makes hole larger pulling beer through*

[toniins]

Important detail: both have incredibly broad Australian accents

[zenpencils]

BILL WATTERSON ‘A cartoonist’s advice’

[parjums]

dreaming of flight

[charliezone]

[nadhie]

he's streaming; tip?

[nadhie]

@luminant-lepidoptera ask and you shall receive

[ma-tsu-the-male-goddess]

Beautiful

[tastefullyoffensive]

It’s October! You know what that means... 🎃 (via kxvo)

[queerlyglittering]

all my life I’ve somehow only ever seen the gifs of this. I never even knew that the pumpkin man was dancing to the Ghostbusters theme. This whole thing is so much better than I ever could have expected from the gifs omg

[viking-raider]

my god its back

[gifsbysimplysonia]

I’ve been laughing for 20 minutes