(New introduction post! I don't like the first one >:c)
Hello!
I'm Ollie, and what's your name? It's nice to meet you! <3
As you can see by the tags, I'm an age regressor (probably permaregressor) and an alterhuman! I've been in the agere community for a long while now, 4-5 years I think? When it comes to the alterhuman community, I've been there for around 3 or 4 years!
I don't think I have a specific age range that I regress to. It was always hard for me to figure out what age I felt like, so at some point I stopped caring about that. "I'm tiny. That's all that matters right now."
In my posts, I'll be:
Asking for advice, venting (sometimes), talking about my experience (mostly as an age regressor - I have a separate blog for my alterhuman talks), sharing pictures of my agere gear, and lastly, answering asks!! So, if you want to ask me about anything or just say hi - go ahead! I'm really looking forward to it!
I'll also post my drawings when I finally gain the courage! :3
Some things that I like doing:
Listening to music, drawing (I'm bad at it but I still love doing it), painting (bad at it, too. But again, still love it) making masks, sculpting out of clay, making cosplays (I only have two for now but I want to make more in the future!), going to conventions, reading/watching Bungou Stray Dogs, rambling about Bungou Stray Dogs and lastly - creating headcanons and alternate universes for my favourite characters of this series!
I don't have a specific DNI list, but I'm not afraid of using the 'block' button
I mostly block blogs that are purely nsfw and blogs that were made just to hate on others
(I was supposed to keep those two things separate, on two separate blogs. But oh well-)
Okay, so.... as an alterhuman who experiences shifts, they lately happen when I'm in a regressed headspace. I don't know what to think about it to be honest. I mean, it can be nice - it makes me feel like a tiny tiger cub or a baby angel and yeah, it just feels nice!
But sometimes, in those moments, species dysphoria hits me harded than ever. And it's hard to deal with such scary feelings when I'm in a way younger headspace
My question is, does anyone else experience something like this? :'3
(BTW Feel free to send me asks! I would love to answer some :3)
I apologize if those look bad, it's my first time doing something like this. All images found on pinterest!
Some headcanons under the cut! (They are a bit angsty and out of character-)
📗 He was regressing long before anyone knew - but he didn't know what it was...
It would go like this:
Come back from work -> lay down on the bed -> curl up -> fuzzy feelings activate -> cry because you don't know what is going on -> want comfort because all of this is scary -> realize you're alone -> cry harder until you fall asleep.
🖋 One time, Kunikida regressed during work hours. Fukuzawa found him crying under a desk and instantly knew what was happening, thanks to years of dealing with Ranpo. It took a while to get Kunikida to calm down a bit and come out of his hiding spot. Fukuzawa took Kunikida to his office, just because it was quieter than the main office. But when Kunikida realised where he was, he started crying again.He was afraid that his boss would scold him for 'slacking off' (Kunikida was convinced that what he did was slacking off even though the poor guy clearly needed a break..) Fukuzawa tried to explain that he won't scold him or anything. But Kuni believed he deserved to be yelled at even if it was scary. So... even more tears because the conflicting thoughts were scary as hell. He spent the rest of the workday in Fukuzawa's office.
(^I hope to one day find a fanfic like this somewhere...)
📗 He has a hard time figuring out what age does he regress to. All he knows is that he feels different from his usual self - vulnerable, small, unsafe. What age range would that make him? He doesn't know.
🖋 Sometimes, he slips so deeply that it's hard for him to write or speak or do basically anything other than sleep.
📗 Kunikida doesn't own any agere gear, even though he can't deny that he needs some. A sippy cup would prevent many spillages and broken glasses. A teether would stop him from gnawing at his fingers. A plushie would simply be comforting with its soft texture. But he refuses to get any of those items because 'he's an adult and he shouldn't need them'.
Alright, Imma end this here because I think those are all agere headcanons I have for him for now
(Also, I apologize if my English is bad. Feel free to let me know if any part needs to be corrected! 💖)
I hate that everytime I regress at home I just sit there and do nothing. It's not like I don't have ideas on what to do - I've got plently. But everytime I decide on an activity, my brain automatically goes "nu-uh, I don't actually wanna do that".
Imagine you want to color. You reach for a coloring book, but the moment it's in your hand, you don't want to color anymore. Yeahh, that's how it's like for me.
If anyone has any ideas on how to stop my brain from doing this, please let me know because I'm geniuelly getting tired of this.
Hello Asher! I need to say this, I love your blog. It has such comfy vibes
I was wondering if you could write some headcanons for baby Kunikida with caregiver Dazai? It's completely okay if not! Don't feel pressured to do it :3
Ahhh thank you so much! I’m honored that my vibes are described as comfy… Tumblr is a slumber party and you’re all invited
Baby Kunikida + Caregiver Dazai
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✧₊⁺ I once said… Once upon a time… That I thought Kunikida’s age range is 2-4. I have since realized he has much more potential like that and shifted to seeing him as 1-9 </3 But for this post we’re talking about a baby Kunikida! And if he’s a baby I’m making him the tiniest little guy ever. I award him the tiny baby age range of 0-2. Just sooo tiny. Way too tiny to do all the stuff he wants to do. That he’d usually do. But he wants to work! ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) Luckily Dazai can help him learn to appreciate the art of slacking off
₊ ⊹ Kunikida needs a schedule! He tries to write himself up a schedule to regress so and so days of the week at so and so times and he gets really annoyed telling it to Dazai because Dazai doesn’t seem to care! Meanwhile Dazai is just like. A baby regressor? On a schedule? Funny you think that’ll work. He tries though! He’ll encourage Kunikida to regress during the scheduled times because it’s easy to get the blond to slip like that, he’s much more willing. But there’s other times where Kunikida’s stressed beyond belief and he isn’t scheduled to regress for awhile. Obviously Dazai knows to push his baby to regress! But Kunikida fights it as hard as he can, making Dazai’s job really difficult
✧₊⁺ I think Kunikida would really struggle being around any older kid regressors… He feels the need to be productive, and being around an older kiddo clearly highlights how he’s unable to be. So Dazai doesn’t really set up any playdates for him, but he will find easy stuff the baby can do! For example activity books! Stuff like Mad Libs (With simple stuff like animal, color, number, not big words like adjective or verb) and he’ll translate the little babbles! A speciality of his anyway. Also little multiple choice tests! Stuff like which character are you most like? Kunikida can pick his option by holding up fingers and Dazai actually fills stuff out!
₊ ⊹ Kunikida has everything pre-prepped for his regression, he has a notebook with plans and rules and everything. He makes snacks ahead of time, nothing is bought pre-made because he criticizes the quality. Snacks are stored in fridges at his dorm, Dazai’s, and the agency break room. He has educational activities planned for himself, he prints things out and sends Dazai digital copies. And Dazai. Does the stuff? But he’s not pushing it, he offers alternatives if Kunikida doesn’t seem to really want to
✧₊⁺ Dazai instantly assumed he was Kunikida’s caregiver after he took care of the boy around 3 times. Kunikida however took like MONTHS before going to Dazai like. Hello. Would you. Possibly. Consider. Being my caregiver? I have a list of rules for us to follow and how they can be enforced and you can stop at any point and this isn’t an excuse for you to work even less and- He just kinda went on for awhile, eventually Dazai interrupted him, kind of laughing, and explained that yes he’d love to. Actually I need a fanfic of this EXACT moment in their relationship… (Hi writers this is a cry for help. Please please please flustered Kunikida and Dazai just babies him so hard… I’ll sell my soul for this fanfic)
₊ ⊹ Nicknames! Dazai loves babying Kunikida, the man gets so flustered until he fully slips and just lets himself relax. Dazai uses names like “Baby” “Little One” and “Kuni”! Kunikida doesn’t stand a CHANCE against the epic babying. Kunikida starts off calling Dazai “Father” or “Dad” because he’s trying to fit stereotypes. But it. Doesn’t feel right? He doesn’t view Dazai as his dad really, plus those feel unnatural. He eventually settles on “Da” though! It still sounds paternal which he’s convinced himself is a requirement for their relationship, but it’s also just Dazai’s name but easier to pronounce
✧₊⁺ As much as Kunikida tries to make his regression scheduled and productive… Nothing makes him feel tiny like the silly babying Dazai does. Playing peek-a-boo, the tickle monster, soft cooing, childish onesies, he tells himself that it’s silly. Stupid things that shouldn’t feel so nice. But that doesn’t stop the butterflies in his tummy. Or the soft little giggles that push past his lips. Or the feeling of thick cotton being stuffed into his mind. He gets so embarrassed when he’s back in his big headspace, but when he’s tiny? Just a happy little baby
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If. You’re a trumpet player. DNI/ns I had band class today and they couldn’t read the music so they DIDN’T EVEN TRY? Trumpet players learn to read your music challenge impossible
[DNI ID: A yellow box with a grey border. Kunikida to the right and a notebook in the top left corner. Great text reads “DNI if your blog isn’t child safe. I will block NSFW accounts” End ID]
Regressors of all kinds are welcome here: regressors of color, neurodivergent regressors, fat regressors, system regressors, disabled regressors, queer regressors, older regressors, hairy regressors, regressors who are addicts, mentally ill regressors, fandom regressors, diapered regressors, middle regressors, teen regressors, regressors who do it just for fun, regressors who do it involuntarily, regressors who post positivity, regressors who use their blog to vent, regressors who are also caregivers, permaregressors, regressors who only age dream, regressors who watch content geared towards adults, regressors who don't want caregivers, regressors of all kinds!
