Taylien

Tayler l 21 l Texas always hungry always happy

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[sugary-n-sweet]

I’m so in love… oh my goddddddd

[wernerwartzhog]

[reverse-cowboy]

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

Catch me wobbling around dizzily with hearts popping out of my eyes and spirals swirling irl around my head

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Gays don’t block in video games. We dodge roll or we die. Blocking is for straight people.

[miiriya]

[ahsunay]

LET THEM KNOW!!! LET LIL BOYS KNOW.

[honeylemony]

Highland cattle calves are shorter than most, but still rock the show!

[hopelee0]

That’s. So. Fuckin. Cute.

[lazyllama]

This Abducted in Plain Sight meme cracks me up every time. Gotta laugh because the alternative is fiery rage.

[morbidology]

So… Abducted in Plain Sight… He abducts the daughter but her parents don’t press charges, her ma has an eight month affair with him while he’s molesting her daughter at the same time, her da gives him a handy in the car just because, he is allowed to sleep in the daughter’s bed 100+ times to “work past” his pedophilia and then he abducts her again and the parents don’t report her missing for days…

[eroscestlavie]

Church basement aesthetics:

Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s either too strong or too weak

A piano that hasn’t been played since the 1980s

A room that’s always closed and has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they ever leave

Donuts that you’re not allowed to eat

Scented markers and multicolored craft sticks in an old basket

Veggie tales on VHS and two rolling tvs on ancient tv stands

A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it

This table:

that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees 

Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal

Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half 

Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home 

Glitter but not in the joyful gay way

Moms in fleece 

[ebolazaire]

This is fascinating to me because I never went to church, I’m not a Christian, and yet I can so clearly imagine this it’s like I was there

[red-isotope-deactivated20181109]

I can smell this post

[alwaysabeautifullife]

I found this amazing list online and I demand that you all tag urself

[babydende]

I’m beer nut

[mspinkcake]

[leechtime-deactivated20190510]

Anime Girl: *breathes* Her Tiddies:

[adz]

my cat does this before he pukes

[toebeens]

that comment just absolutely took me out

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[mevsthhighway]

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

[the-wolfbats]

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is really the best one.

[hellzones]

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

[chameleon-ari]

why did his head get so big and his torso short

[frankoceanvevo]