We're all just frogs on a lily pad in a lake of pain

[humantested-turingapproved]

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

[mostlycatsmostly]

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

[no-lives-matter-that-much-deact]

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

[the-addiction-of-you]

Another cat

[sadrien-depreste]

many oranges

[pocketpadfoot]

Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down

[marauderettebooknerd]

[aegnor-anarion]

HOLY FUCK 

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

EHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

[spidersolare]

A horcrux obviously

[fensden-deactivated20220625]

Now you know why they tried to make the nokia phones indestructible

[eunnieboo]

so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay

but then

that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.

SO OF COURSE MY REACTION WAS JUST “WHAT?! HOW??? HOW” and APPARENTLY when my dad was outside gardening, he saw it land on the roof of our house. and then it just. flew down. and landed on his head

BUT NOW IT WON’T LEAVE

like the other morning i stepped outside to call my dad in for lunch and the pigeon was just sitting on the front porch watching him work

best friends forever

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thenatsdorf]

Music box puts kitten to sleep. (via osirisosito)

[ttv]

Sleepy Kitten

By: @osirisosito

Date: July 2018

More: This cat will be 1 yr old on Nov 15th and his mailbox is open for gifts.

Playlist: Sleepy Kitten | Sleepy Duck | Sleepy Otter | Sleepy Man

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[testosteronefag]

tell me why i found this ad in my local newspaper with this man on it

its been over a year and i still dont understand

[testosteronefag]

it has been over two years and i still dont understand meat clown. i have been contacted and notified that this ad has appeared in other parts of the pacific northwest. i dont know who he is but he haunts me

[carnival-phantasm]

Can’t believe this legendary post managed to get better

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

weed guy texted me “loud” and nothing else

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

minimalism

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

not to channel george orwell on main but nows the time to start keeping hammers next to every electrical device u own lol

[elpatron56]

last thing the device sees before I hammer it to death

[porterr-robinson]

[sushinfood]

this has no right being as intense as it is

[pangur-and-grim]

previously undisclosed lore:

back when I took Wednesday to my family’s place for the holidays, Marmaduke developed an unrequited (and, in fact, violently rejected) crush on Wednesday.

his strategy was slowly, arthritically following him about until Wednesday grew tired & lay down, at which point Marm would SPRINT over & try to squish in as close to him as possible. basically if ‘It Follows’ were a buddy flick

[pangur-and-grim]

it has begun again!

this poor old man “chased” Wednesday under a chair

[pangur-and-grim]

poor Wednesday is the capybara of cats - gentle giants keep pursuing him in hopes of friendship!

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m so sorry Wednesday

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[snootgaze-deactivated20170620]

is he okay

[lymphonodge]

hes alright but he died

[dankmemeuniversity]

[butchsandwich-deactivated201912]

This conjures a mental image of a guy driving down the road, minding his own business, when the cat pops up next to him, he starts screaming, the cat starts screaming.

[isnt]

so true… follow @isnt for more

[lowernorfair-deactivated2022011]

time for a little controversy....

[hellatrans]

[thebootydiaries]

☀️missing the beach☀️ take me back✨

[iguanamouth]