May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favour

[joyousgard]

"ao3 should have an algorithm" ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

[everythingfox]

His name is shapeshifter

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[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

[maudit-innocent]

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

[tumakhunter]

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

[graymooncult]

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

[maudit-innocent]

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right

[tolerateit]

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.

[kainoliero]

You blink back. It’s only polite to return the greeting of the Big Night Cat.

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I meant for this to be all spooky and ominous, but fuck it, this is way better. I love the Big Night Cat. She is beautiful. I support her.

[midnightmart]

hand slipped so heres a gif

[shitpostsorcerer]

Reblog to respect the Big Night Cat

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

happy pride month to straight actors who've played a character incredibly gay by accident and to andrew garfield, who did it on purpose

[xyrm-deleted-deactivated2018080]

escaped medical leech

[shadybacon]

There are medical leeches!?

[jesus-lizard-journal]

Yes! They work very hard to get their medical degrees. 

[theperksofneurodivergency]

[advanced-procrastination]

…it took that final comment for me to realize the leech does NOT have a leash

[yxllowmoony]

straight sirius black scares the shit out of me

[bettedavisgf]

why is doubles luge even a thing like i get the rationale of single luge i guess. get on a toboggan and ride down a hill ok. why get on top of a man on top of a toboggan

[pussykech]

intricate rituals

[mr-deep-downer]

you could never understand a warrior’s bond

[theindefinitearticle]

Very impressive that the teens in yellowjackets take time out of their traumatic life-threatening emergency to just be a little bit cunty to each other. Finally, realistic Teen Girl Representation

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Look The Avengers suck.

Sportacus would singlehandedly have clapped Thanos' fat purple Cheeks and taught him what true balance is in the course of 20 minutes.

[starks-hero]

Me after No Way Home:

[everythingfox]

“This gecko and chameleon look like the most charming old couple :)”

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[botan]

[bouchie]

[tzpyrope-deactivated20170506]

[everythingstarstuff]