tits? out. strap? on. hotel? trivago.

sarah // 21 // lesbian // she/they

[artfortheages]

“Clowns are the pegs on which the circus is hung.”

— P. T. Barnum

[despazito]

pegging clowns????

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

pegging hung clowns????

[elmachetecriollo]

This is why this website is worth negative money

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

[frist-dumblr]

this is my favorite warrior cats quote 

[werewolfstripclub]

[adorabians-deactivated20200311]

[artfoli]

Paintings from the Water Lilies (also known as Nymphéas) series, by Claude Monet (1840-1926).

[stereofeathers]

A few of the best questions I've come across on Yahoo answers:

[cringelizard]

hang on hang o hang on.... are there any foods that start with th though???

[increasedenthalpy-deactivated20]

bro why would you wish me a happy hondadays when you know my family celebrates the toyota sales event

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

[wellbutrinboy]

ten stupid things i’ve done out of a compulsive need to be liked (cringe compilation)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

the best part of being a kid was when you realized that birth is a curse and existence is a prison but instead of being sad about it just ignored it entirely for months or even years by roleplaying being a horse or a mythical creature or a warrior cat or something 24/7

[valtsv]

oh to be 8 years old and capable of ignoring all my questions and insecurities about my body and identity by simply imagining that i'm a feral cat living in the woods again

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ

HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON

[pokemonblack2white2nintndods2k12]

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

[diedforeverlol]

same energy

[menstits]

holy trinity

[deadlock]

The fourth horseman

[bewizard-remaking]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[cure4psycho]

Here’s another for yall

[sweetanyways]

a new concept: idiot academia

where u have book smarts but have absolutely no common sense

[malwizard]

ah! regular academia

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[loving-women-is-rad]

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

[twightsaga]

[nonbinaryzma]

comrade swan

[freelancedumbass]