hey, asshole

still off my fucking rocker about good omens, so jot that down🪽 (I'm being so normal about it, I promise)(I'm lying) unfortunately American 😔 please don't hold it against me (it's okay if you do I deserve it) inclusive space for 18+ (terfs, zionists, and finance bros you are in the crosshairs of my rifle scope 😘✌️✨️) 🐀🇵🇸🇱🇧🐀

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[sassychaostrash]

[sorypsoid]

[toskarin]

tumblr communities is awful. I clicked the tab and the first thing I saw was a group totally and fully dedicated to sharing edited photographs of me being torn apart by the dog-faced goatman

[toskarin]

you're a member there and you're making edits of me being torn apart by the dog-faced goatman

[rui-cifer]

you're a member there and you're making edits of her being torn apart by the dog-faced goatman

[victusinveritas]

X-ray of a statue of the Virgin Mary.

[jetix]

Snail photography by Zheng Yi Liu, 2020

[todaysbird]

i’ve been in an ongoing battle to have my insurance cover my prescription, and today i saw my prescription was canceled :( but to my surprise

I was prescribed 60 days of beef at Walgreens?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dungeon-moss]

Why is this all management literally everywhere

[aaaaaarchive]

[violetmagician]

It's Batariel, the angelic coelacanth puppet. They are very shiny.

[wanderthewoods]

“Ice Cave” by Georgia O’Keeffe and a photograph of an ice cave.

[birthdaypigeon]

Happy birthday Queen

[birthdaypigeon]

Wow we all queued this post for Nov 12th huh

[krockat]

oh my gosh queen… 10 years….. i love you, The Final Pam.

[aariatov]

BRO???

[mcelroyfamilystaff]

There’s new merch for her birthday, too

[greelin]

at least we came home to Her

[theweirdwideweb]

[sourcreammachine]

hi

1 quastion

hi i can’t fucking see

[colourlifesmile]

he didn't mean to fall...❤️‍🔥

[ukulelekatie]

happy daylight savings to those who observe

[towerofglass]