"if inconvenient, come all the same."

fanfiqueira profissional 21 anos | ela/dela | lésbica | 🇧🇷

[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[bacchaotic]

NOOOOO, MY HEADCANON THAT SHANE HAD TO GOOGLE ILYA'S MESSAGE TO KNOW HOW LONG WAS HIS DICK!!

[gaygoatshane]

ilya promising children cash if they win knowing he's gonna let them win and then asking shane for money because he doesn't have his wallet. he wasn't even an annoying husband yet but he was letting shane know his potential

[shesnake]

The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook

[the-semicolonoscopy]

It’s Pride Month Eve, so leave out some milk for Freddie Mercury and his cats.

[the-semicolonoscopy]

Annual reblog of Freddie and his magnificent cats.

[tumbalendar]

happy Pride Eve!

[iphigenesis]

in a way john watson is a fantasy (what if you had this brilliant enigmatic friend and what if he liked you in particular and what if he offered you the excitement of youth and adventures and a way out of boring society life and all without having to actually give up your status as a gentleman so you could have the best of both worlds) and in a way sherlock holmes is a fantasy (what if someone never got tired of you despite your various strange habits and mood swings and instead of simply tolerating you they genuinely liked you and what if you didn’t have to live alone forever and what if you never had to give up doing the things you love) and of course there’s the most fantastical part of it all (what if you could afford london housing prices)

[probablily]

not worth the risk

1.6k, E, Shane/Ilya, D/s, Intercrural Sex, Breeding Kink (in a way)

Ilya clicks his tongue, a disappointed sound. "Sorry. I cannot fuck you. We have no condoms." Shane blinks. They haven't used condoms in years. Ilya closes the drawer. "I don't—" Shane squints at him. "Huh?" "We have no condoms," Ilya repeats, slowly, as if Shane's stupid for not understanding. He rolls off of Shane, tugs Shane until he rolls onto his side to face him. "If I fuck you, then you could get pregnant." ——— Ilya doesn't want to get Shane pregnant, so he fucks his thighs instead.

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gifted to @pregnanthudsonwilliams and inspired by this post by both them and @hollzy-baby!!!

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[frontmansdefender]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Big and small henchmen for the villain in one of those secret-life-of-mice movies from the 80s

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[writingdose]

“a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation” ok a fanfic writer will see a blorbo and say put that man in a situation

[pastainhismouth]

I've read so many fics where our boys are doing laundry every single time they fuck and I get it, I too am not a bodily fluid enjoyer

however!

may I introduce the concept of the sex blanket? it's big and soft but not too slidey. it's lightweight enough to be easily bundled into the washer or a picnic basket ('oh my god, ilya, not in the park') but heavy enough to absorb their sweat and come without getting it on what's underneath. it's just the right texture for shane to have on his back or his knees or his ass or rubbing against his face. it's machine washable and dries quickly without getting too wrinkled. it's a kind of ugly nondescript colour that doesn't seem to stain. it's a practical (because shane) and endearing (to ilya) solution

with me so far? okay.

now please imagine the sex blanket as mating call. Ilya comes home from the grocery store and shane is sitting reading on the sofa, glasses on, not looking at ilya - but he's laid out the sex blanket across the couch and ilya immediately drops the groceries on the floor. shane gets out of the shower after his morning run expecting ilya to be up with anya or making them breakfast - but he's on the sex blanket on the bed, smirking, and shane gets hard so fast he's weak from it. one time ilya lays the sex blanket out on the patio while they're making dinner and shane can't stop shooting glances at it through the patio doors, getting flustered even though they're cooking something complicated with a lot of steps that he really needs to focus on. Ilya pretends innocence and won't touch him until they're outside after dinner...on the sex blanket.

all I'm saying is I think our boys are pavloving themselves into getting hard at the sight or feel of a particular blanket and I'm so proud of them yay

[incorrectposts]

It annoys me when people act like mouthwashing is amazing anti-sexism media. Yeah, the only female character is sexually assaulted and yet still sidelined in her own story because the core drama is between two of the uncaring men in her life. Yeah, there is very minimal characterisation of her outside of her assault to the point where you would struggle to name a single character trait beyond "is a victim." She was assaulted, gets berated by almost everyone for being whiny, spent almost the entire runtime crying and wailing, and then killed herself without ever becoming an active player in the narrative. Yet it's lauded as a deep critique of misogyny. Hey, that's awesome!

[bacchaotic]

tbf, being a critique of misogyny, specifically assault, doesn't mean it's a feminist piece. mouthwashing is, to me, very clearly about men putting other's men misogyny in check. it's not about anya, eben though horrific things happen to her, it's about jimmy being a piece of shit and how that ruins everyone around him.

mouthwashing doesn't want to speak to women about misogyny and feminism, it wants to catch men by surprise and say "you're him, you're a piece of shit".

[fyeahcontroversialcharacters]

[sinclair-wildstar]

I will reblog this every time it crosses my dash.

[dreamychocolateprincess]

People who don’t get this infuriate me

[thesewretchedthings]

When Sherlock Holmes adaptation try to ship him with Irene Adler:

[parrish-the-thot]

‘Hayden bisexual for Shane’ this and ‘Marleau and Ilya have had threesomes’ that

I think Marley is easily more open to having a threesome with Shane and Ilya and would actually do it but Hayden yearns for it 100% more but can’t bring himself to mention it

[bacchaotic]

op how dare you hide this piece of modern poetry in the tags?

[jamiesfootball]

Huge shout out to all the people who read fics. Who actually take the time out of their busy days to open a fic and read it

Before I started writing in earnest, I did not understand how much writing was going to eat into my fic reading time. We joke about having too many tabs open, but I have a different problem: the amount of tabs I have open on new fics is way smaller than it used to be. My ao3 wrapped would be a sad affair. Unless I’ve subscribed to an author or come across something on my dash, I basically don’t see it

Which has really driven home for me how much fandom cannot just be creators. You have to have people who want to read fic and meta discussions and joke posts. You have to have people who want to look at art and gifs. It has to be mutual.

Community thrives on flow. You have to have that movement of people sharing things with each other for a community to exist

Thank you fic readers. You keep things flowing