Just When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In

Teen Wolf with a side of Sterek...probably the other way around. Lots of Derek and Stiles, anyway. For reasons.

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Escape Room XXX

@sterekdrabbles

Part Twenty-Nine

"I'll do it," Hale said.

"Huh?" The offer surprised Stiles more than it probably should have. Maybe Hale really had decided to stop acting like a dick.

"I'll heal faster if I get thrown across the room and break something."

"True."

Hale reached for the door.

"Wait."

Hale's hand paused just above the handle.

"Let me check for any magical surprises first."

"And how many times have done that already?"

It didn't sound like Hale expected an answer, but Stiles answered anyway. "The magic all runs together. There might be something-"

Hale rolled his eyes and kicked the door down. 

[saralxnces]

send me a ship and a title and i’ll write the summary of a fic

[backinteenwolfhell]

Escape Room XXIX

@sterekdrabbles

Part Twenty-eight

The cabinet shimmered like desert air at noon. Then that glow winked out too, plunging them into darkness once more.

“Okay. That’s good. I think.” Stiles patted his pockets. Where was his phone? He couldn’t remember what he’d done with it.

“Here.” Hale pressed something into his hand. “I don’t think it’s broken.”

It was his phone, thankfully still in working order. His flashlight revealed a thick metal door where the cabinet had stood.

He reached out, wincing at the twinge in his ribs. “If I get knocked out again, you have to cart me around until I feel better.”

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[backinteenwolfhell]

Escape Room XXIX

@sterekdrabbles

Part Twenty-eight

The cabinet shimmered like desert air at noon. Then that glow winked out too, plunging them into darkness once more.

"Okay. That's good. I think." Stiles patted his pockets. Where was his phone? He couldn't remember what he'd done with it.

"Here." Hale pressed something into his hand. "I don't think it's broken."

It was his phone, thankfully still in working order. His flashlight revealed a thick metal door where the cabinet had stood.

He reached out, wincing at the twinge in his ribs. "If I get knocked out again, you have to cart me around until I feel better."

[thespooniewrites]

I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

[brewess]

Sensitive giant that loves to cuddle. They daydream about marrying you.

[glorious-spoon]

Patient witch who brings you flowers every week. They feel that you light up their world.

…

OP this is so freakin cute

[monzterzack]

So venom uh

[tygermama]

Romantic shadow figure who smells like flowers. They love the way your mind works.

(please be Kurt Wagner , please be Kurt Wagner)

[gaslightgallows]

“Possessive angel who brings you flowers every week. They trust you more than they’ve ever trusted anyone.”

(This has nothing to do with me, this is just how Crowley behaves towards Aziraphale)

[elisaintime]

Uhhh how did this thing know my two greatest crushes are the grim reaper and the phantom of the opera?

[backinteenwolfhell]

Sterek fic?

Sterek fic.

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Hi! Do you guys know of any fics where people don't believe Stiles when he says he's dating derek or ones where people know Derek is dating someone but didn't realise it was Stiles? Thank you in advance, I'm going to miss you guys, and thank you for all your hard work throughout the years. <3

Yup. - Anastasia

See it if you don’t believe it by endgamehale

(1/1 I 513 I General)

Stiles is dating Derek hale, okay? No, he isn’t lying fuck you very much.

The Pope Would Brag by Hatteress (goddammitstacey)

(1/1 I 1,195 I Teen)

The thing is, Derek’s really, really hot. Like, insane levels of attraction. What with the leather and the cheekbones and the stubble and the ass — oh god, that ass — Stiles can’t really be blamed, at all for freaking bragging.

Now if only his college friends actually believed Derek existed.

Not Cool, Bro! by LadyDrace

(1/1 I 1,499 I Mature

Scott gets more than he bargained for, trying to get even with Stiles.

I Swear They’re Real! by booksaremyreality

(1/1 I 1,583 I Not Rated)

Stiles likes to talk about his incredibly hot friends. Unfortunately his college friends don’t believe him.

Stiles and the Not-So-Fake Boyfriend by WyldeWombat

(1/1 I 2,363 I Not Rated)

Stiles does NOT have a boyfriend: of that, the pack, his dad, and the entire community of Beacon Hills are completely convinced. It’s just a fact that Stiles is single. Poor Stiles; he’s probably lonely. Maybe they can set him up with someone!Unless you’re Stiles, that is. Seriously. He DOES have a boyfriend. Why won’t anyone believe him?

Field Trip by IamaREC

(1/1 I 2,762 I General)

Stiles and his architecture class are allowed to take a private tour of Prince Derek Hale’s Castle as a school field trip. (This is written based on the tag Stiles’ friends don’t believe Derek exists/don’t believe Stiles has a boyfriend.)

The Tale of Stiles Stilinski and His (Non)Existent Boyfriend, Derek Hale by mackietommo

(1/1 I 2,976 I General)

“But, Derek –”

“Stiles,” she sighs. “Look, I know we kind of supported you with your whole… Derek Hale, The Perfect Boyfriend Fairy Tale. But, you seriously need to date real people.”

“What,” Stiles says, with no question mark. “You think Derek is not real?”

She looks at him like he’s stupid. “Yes,”

Stiles slumps in his seat.

or in which none of Stiles’ college friends believe Derek Hale is fucking real. But, Erica has a plan. And this is just really about the whole pack loves Stiles.

A love that does exist by bovineinteriors

(1/1 I 3,497 I General)

During Stiles’ first year in college, his new friends have a hard time believing the amazing Derek Hale exists.“Oh for the love of god!” Robby exclaimed, “You can’t get engaged to a fake boyfriend Stiles! This is taking it way too far.”“Fake boyfriend? What are you talking about?” Stiles asked, the smile slipping off of his face.“Stiles, you don’t have any pictures of him, we have never met him, he isn’t on any social media, and when we called him, you were the one speaking in his voice mail.”

[backinteenwolfhell]

For @tjstanton (who I can’t tag properly, sorry)

[backinteenwolfhell]

I just saw a list of fics where people don’t believe Stiles is dating Derek or else they think Stiles is making him up.

Now I need a fic where Stiles goes out of his way to make people think he’s making Derek up. Because he’s a giant troll.

[halinski]

So that no one can steal him, Stiles says

Derek starts popping up in the weirdest places to surprise (scare) Stiles and Stiles has to play it off

[backinteenwolfhell]

It’s his cousin, Miguel. Always playing pranks on him.

[backinteenwolfhell]

I just saw a list of fics where people don’t believe Stiles is dating Derek or else they think Stiles is making him up.

Now I need a fic where Stiles goes out of his way to make people think he’s making Derek up. Because he’s a giant troll.

[reiding-and-writing]

Reblog if you're a fanfic writer and you wanna know what your followers' favorite story of yours is ❤

[sterekdrabbles]

Happy Friday! Have a wonderful weekend!

Today’s words are: deal, tick, feather

[backinteenwolfhell]

are you gonna put your escape room series on ao3??

Hi!

Escape Room is on AO3 here. I haven’t added the latest chapter yet.

Thanks for asking :D

[backinteenwolfhell]

Escape Room XXVIII

@sterekdrabbles

Part Twenty-seven

Stiles sat slumped with his head propped on his hand.

“Maybe…” he muttered to himself. “Or I could…” His voice trailed off as he planned his next attack. “I think I got it. Help me up.”

Hale stood up and pulled him to his feet. Stiles lifted his hands. They weren't steady, but that didn't matter as long as he believed hard enough this was going to work.

A twist of his wrist sent flickers of green light racing over the surface of the cabinet. Then he swept his other hand around in a polishing motion and the lights disappeared.

[backinteenwolfhell]

Escape Room XXVII

@sterekdrabbles

Part Twenty-six

Hale stopped as abruptly as he’d started. “What…” he began.

“I must have triggered another defensive spell. My shield protected me, so it latched onto you. Some sort of fear spell?” Stiles suggested hesitantly. It wasn’t hard to guess what he had been hallucinating. Everyone in Beacon Hills knew about the Hale tragedy.

Hale didn’t answer. He was breathing fast in a post-adrenaline crash. Stiles turned his hands over and traced a symbol on both of his palms.

“That will keep it from happening again.”

“Thank you,” Hale murmured.

Stiles sighed and considered their next clash with the spelled door.

[backinteenwolfhell]

Escape Room XXVI

@sterekdrabbles

Part Twenty-five

Nothing happened.

Suddenly, Stiles was being smothered in fabric and knocked to the ground. “What the f-”

“No, no, no,” Hale said over and over, his voice muffled by whatever was covering Stiles’s head. He began to slap at Stiles’s clothes.

“What-” Stiles tried again.

“I can’t- it won’t go out,” Hale said, frantic.

Stiles freed himself from what must be Hale’s jacket. Hale continued to smack him, but he didn’t seem to be trying to actually hurt him.

“Help, I have to get help,” Hale said.

Stiles grabbed his hands. “Hale,” he said. Then, “Derek. It’s okay. I’m safe.”

[backinteenwolfhell]

Escape Room XXV

@sterekdrabbles

Part Twenty-four

They were back at the cabinet before Stiles could go into an angst spiral over being attracted to the wrong person - again. Although this wasn’t quite the same as when he’d thought his college roommate’s girlfriend was cute and why was she with a dick like Brandon? Ugh, Brandon.

“I’m going to try something,” Stiles said. “Don’t let me get thrown across the room again.” Hale was strong enough to do that. Probably.

“Fine.”

Stiles called on his spark, this time remembering to shield himself from magical attacks. Then he raised his hand and brought it down with a slash.

[backinteenwolfhell]

Escape Room XXIV

@sterekdrabbles

Part Twenty-three

“You don’t say?” Hale said in feigned surprise. What a sarcastic bastard. Stiles admired that in a guy - not that he was going to tell Hale that.

“Can’t see in the dark, either,” Stiles said drily.

Hale sighed. “It’s not far.” He put his arm around Stiles’s waist and pulled him against his side. Stiles was now plastered shoulder to thigh against the hottest guy he’d ever seen in his life. Too bad Hale was such a jerk. The guy pushed so many of his buttons.

A little flirting wouldn’t do any harm, right?

...yes it would. Stupid head injury.

[backinteenwolfhell]

Escape Room XXIII

@sterekdrabbles

Part Twenty-two

Are you sure you want to dirty your paws on a filthy liar like me? Stiles didn’t say. He really did need Hale’s help and saying that would just put them back at square one. And hey, he could control his tongue after all. He would have to tell Scott.

“My knight in shining armor,” he said instead. “Gonna show me your sword?” Well, he could control it a little.

“Come on,” Hale growled - his favorite form of communication, apparently - and grabbed Stiles’s arm.

“Hey, watch it! Injured man here,” Stiles protested. “I don’t heal as fast as you do.”