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Hey, guys! I reblog things I find interesting/funny/cool/etc. and am almost always bored out of my mind, so if you ever want to like message me or something, GO AHEAD! Instagram: _ralberto_

[neofooturism]

[neofooturism]

[were-ralph]

IM LAUGHINGGGG THIS US SO FUCKING FUNNY

[chemtra1ls-deactivated20210901]

You. Cannot. Tell.

[sleepyowlet]

Just to be clear. The message here is not, “All men are scum.” It’s not even, “Most men are scum.” This is not what it’s about, and fuck every TERFy shitwaffle who tries to co-opt this. We don’t need that kind of rhetoric spreading the belief that “men are naturally evil” and that “men can't help being that way.” That’s just complete bullshit.

The message is, “A few men are murdering, raping bastards, but they are very good at pretending to be perfectly good, normal men, and we have no way of telling who they are so we have to be super cautious because society and law-enforcement can't be counted on to have our backs.”

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

thinking about how tiktoker caitlin reilly has deconstructed, criticized, and parodied every aspect of upperclass white womanhood in the span of like 6 months

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

i’m in awe of her

[str0kethebigtree-deactivated202]

this is what happens when theatre kids use their powers for good

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bad-puns-n-finger-guns]

Yooo boost this!!

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[transgirl-link]

How many pickles were on that thing???

[bird-cannibalism]

what was... the goal of doing this?

[cipheramnesia]

gods walk among men

[ygmtwr-atrus]

The right number.

[buy-me-mcdonalds]

[thiktok]

top ten videos taken before disaster

[torchlake]

I’m running a DnD campaign with my siblings and mom, who are all big MythBusters fans, so obviously I made Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage NPCs. Adam is a human and Jamie (JAM13) is a robot. Adam claims to have built JAM13, and is not satisfied with his inability to emote properly, but is very satisfied with his walrus-like facial hair. JAM13, however, claims to have grown Adam from a test tube and named him after the biblical figure, and says he is “clearly a very primitive approximation of a human being.” Insight checks on who is lying are useless because both of them fully believe they’re telling the truth.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

You’re doing the Gods’ work my dude

[spooky-catboy-angel]

what’s the truth op

[torchlake]

[s-k-y-w-a-l-k-e-r]

source

I AM BEGGING YOU TO WATCH THIS WITH SOUND 😂😂😂

[mens-rights-activia]

Normalize making transphobes feel unsafe 😌

[guerrillatech]

[andrews-back-son]

[kaijuno]

Wake up babe they made soap u can fuck

[she-aint-my-girl]

[bogleech]

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

[go-lurk]

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

[professorsparklepants]

What about warlocks?

[anonymousalchemist]

[deep, deep, deep sigh] 

magic sugar babies 

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

What about Druids?

[spirit-of-science]

Magical horse girls

[dworkin-deactivated20210713]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

[pokephrases]

Well… bye.

[goawfma]

never gets old

[awed-frog]

meanwhile on twitter

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It really is just tumblr circa 2014 huh

[deadgodjess]

Where is that tweet thats all “if anyone is tweeting in Cyrillic they’re most likely a Russian bot because only about 10 people who use Cyrillic have access to the internet” or some shit?

[regicide1997]

Here:

[heydeliah-deactivated20220520]

As someone who lives in the Balkans I can confirm. We have Internet only thanks to our Donkey, Dimitri, who runs in a treadmill which generates electricity.

[gcdk]

Reblogging to thank Dimitri for his service

[paxamericana]

[saint-batrick]

::wheeze::

[dr-i-have-beards]

IDIFUDIFUSIFFOIF

[nerdyyetclassy]