Tree boy hours

- Cliff - he/him - 20

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[valtsv]

things i'm afraid of:

1. being so emotionally dishonest and socially inept that nothing i say or do is ever taken seriously even in my time of greatest need

2. sincerity

[valtsv]

[pukicho]

Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

[thecollectibles]

Art by Anne-Clotilde Jammes

[thecollectibles]

Cats by Kateryna Korol

[goldybays]

This is a gift for my friend, his character Ray!! I actually ended up printing it and framing it.

Some wof stuff that hasnt been uploaded to tumblr dot com

[margflower]

[schmilsson]

[dietspam16]

i’d never seen the follow up this is 1000x funnier

[aenima1996]

[doyouremem8erme]

[kevjeanday]

[wasteofstardust]

I still think about this btw

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

[ka-di-gan]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

witnessing a surge of trans infighting at a time when our rights are under violent, organized government attack that threatens to set back 40 years of progress:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

watching social media pit transmasc and transfem experiences against each other

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

seeing fellow trans people get tricked into arguing with each other online, meanwhile the government wants to compile our legal identities into a national registry:

[saviorified]

people who don't follow baseball are missing out they don't even know about the mariners etsy witch

[saviorified]

Yeah

[loth-caatgirl]

TWO SUCCESSFUL ETSY WITCH MOMENTS IN THE SAME WEEK??

[dee-the-red-witch]

MAGIC'S BACK UP AND RUNNING FOLKS, GET THOSE CURSE BOOKS OUT RIGHT NOW.

[oonajaeadira]

GET A JAR!

[idoodlestuffsometimes]

I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers

(They were off during the update)

[muse-meter]

Never have I ever seen a more compelling reason to turn off my work computer when I leave.

[crabussy]

let's form structures with mamas

[crabussy]

these are hyraxes! they're not rodents or canines or anything like that. they belong to their very own order known as hyracoidea. their closest relatives are elephants and manatees, and these mamas and babies have FREAKY teeth

also important to note that the

and:

[barbwritesstuff]

I have learnt today that my library refers to me as 'the specific and highly active user' and has denied some of my purchase requests because 'we can't skew the collection too much toward the taste of the specific and highly active user'.

I did suggest roughly 100 vampire books for purchase last year. I think this probably has something to do with that.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

op is there any particular reason the librarians would feel safer not invoking you by name

[vamptits]

they want you to make fried rice

[memser]

who is "they"

[vamptits]

the wok left

[solongandthanksforallthefish42]

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

[6qubed]

skillet issue