my melancholy musings

she/her too many fandoms on tumblr to escape it all™️, all being existential dread (naturally)

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[beefwizard91]

All things considered I am extremely useless

[minxitsy]

[javascript-official]

I never understood the saying "the world is your oyster" because oysters are famously very difficult to open and don't really have much meat in them and they taste kind of bad, if the saying was "the world is your tiramisu" I would understand because tiramisu is amazing incredible but oysters aren't all that and I am sorry but I have to speak my truth

[petemcvries23]

there’s just something so awesome about a character you love getting really badly hurt

[jeremyposting]

[istherelifeonandromeda]

James introduced regulus to bad bunny (because of course he did) and immediately got jealous because reg developed an crush on Benito ( I can’t judge)

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine if trauma could be transferred instead of just multiplying. Being able to heal yourself by returning the trauma to sender. Feeling yourself getting mentally and physically better by traumatising your parents right back.

Cure your PTSD in one afternoon with this one simple trick: Chase your dad around the house with an axe.

[solflowers-and-solace]

Neil Josten btw

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[fake-guns-blazing]

they should let me listen to music while looking out the window of a train for my entire life

[hawthornewhore]

someone will listen to do i dare by conan gray and reach out to you. DO NOT RESPOND. I REPEAT. DO NOT RESPOND.

[rainpeacetea]

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked Kevin Day and he says I need to lock tf in.

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[kaijuerotica]

after dick no kisses

[gaytanic-panic]

[spacegirlmood]

remus who uses sirius like his personal pillow

sirius waking up in the middle of the night, unable to get up because his 6’4 boyfriend is laying half on top of him, with his head on sirius’s shoulder and his arm wrapped completely around sirius’s waist

[kosmogrl]

[rainbow-femme]

I love confident smart competent Svetlana, but I do also need her to be a little bit pathetic and for a big part of her friendship with Ilya to be them lamenting how shit they are at relationships

Svetlana: RED ALERT

Svetlana: GENERATIONAL FUMBLE

Ilya: You asked about their favorite hockey team and then spent fifteen minutes roasting it didn’t you

Svetlana: I thought it was friendly banter and then he went to the bathroom and didn’t come back

Ilya: It’s not banter if you’re the only one talking and he’s sitting there silently weeping into his Bud Light

Svetlana: Remember when you told Jane how much you liked fucking me while trying to lock it down?

Ilya: 🖕😘

Svetlana: 🖕😘