get in the bin

a collection

[backwardsknees]

broken toe ass bitch

broke ur bitch ass toe after me get original babe

[birdoflastsummer]

the end of The Big Short isn’t fucking around

[80slesbiab]

iconic christmas song

[pioneerman]

These three fucking legends

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[spacehunter-m]

[memeseverdie]

This is what I woke up to at 7 am

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

We’ll never reach this level of comedy again… :(

[sluttyhozier]

abba: super trouper beams are gonna blind me but I won’t feel blue, like I always do, cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

me, in bed at 3am crying and eating chips:

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

sometimes i forget i have depression and it’s like why does everyone else seem fine with being alive

[valtsv]

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

[valtsv]

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

[greelin]

there’s something so satisfying about umbrellas that just immediately pop open when you press a button.. so suave.. so sexy.. watch me open my umbrella and shield myself from the rain in one swift movement and tell me that’s not smooth. not hot. you can’t. because it was SO sexy

[greelin]

i’m never hotter than when i just pop open my umbrella and casually swing it to my shoulder. that’s peak me baby. never gonna be any cooler than that

[catchymemes]

[glitter6ug-deactivated20190325]

fellas are diss tracks gay

[twoofcups]

i feel morally&legally obligated to spread the good gospel about billharry but i don’t want anyone to make the false assumption that i give a shit about h*rry p*tter 

[twoofcups]

[memewhore]

[hospitalplant]

i think about this every time i use tinder

[spacemuffinz]

this is how my cat lets me know his bowl is empty

[apricotshark]

the monty hall saga

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

[misskiwi]

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

[nebula-cnidaria]

I’ve already reblogged this scene but the last comment is a masterclass in punctuation and vocal emphasis.

[futubandera-cl]

[helpingg]

[xjsteph]

[c-bassmeow]

this is how i want to die 

[lesbiansana]

it’s 👏 what 👏 he 👏 deserves 👏