Bacon Bits

Just a very unusual adult trying to get by without doing too much damage.

[memorycycle]

this is our most destructive weapon yet

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

what do you call it:

restroom

washroom

toilet

watering hole

a secret fifth thing (tell me in the tags)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

got bullied at work for saying “gonna run to the restroom”,,,, what is it supposed to be called then 😔

reblogs appreciated I want a robust sample size :)

[lohboh]

[lohboh]

Posts that Tumblr will blaze:

• Blatant NSFW that breaks community guidelines

• Christian proselytizing

• Vent posts

Posts that Tumblr won't blaze:

• Spoilers for a shitty game that lines a transphobe's pockets

[transarsonist]

🔥All Organic Blaze It Is Then🔥

[crabussy]

reblog for larger sample size!! are you queer?

queer/lgbtqia+ (:

not queer/lgbtqia+ (:

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[short-and-ugly]

Of course there are a lot of us you posted a queer poll on the queer website

[bacon-bits88]

[kosmogrl]

give a flower to the person that you're rebloging from, starting with me! when this poll is over let's see what flower was given the most

🌹

🌺

🌷

🌻

🏵️

🌸

💐

🪷

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2023

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

[lum1natriiix]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[byjove]

just wanted a visual demonstration since I was talking about how much I love them

[bubobubosibericus]

Mules are like horses with the self destruct button removed

[wolfeyedwitch]

...do you mean the 'self preservation instinct' removed????

[byjove]

No, absolutely not. It’s the opposite. Mules will straight up refuse to do things if they don’t have the confidence that they can complete it. This is where the term “stubborn as a mule” comes from. A horse would attempt these feats and break its weak little ankles and roll over and kill its rider. Mules do this because they know they can. That’s also why mules and donkeys are used as mounts around the Grand Canyon, they’re both sure-footed and stubborn and will refuse to do things that put them and the rider in danger when a horse would listen to the call of the void and just do it. Donkeys are less domesticated than mules, less dependent on humans and more self-assured, this is why they can be harder to train but also why they have such great self-preservation skills. A mule inherits those traits from its father.

[wittywallflower]

Over-30 Tumblr users! How old are you?

30-34

35-39

40-44

45-49

50-54

55-59

60-64

65-70

I’m just a nosy young adult (under 30)

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

stayed tuned for the next poll where I ask how your knees are doing

[wittywallflower]

can’t lie, I kinda regret giving the kids a button to push

[ashjafari]

[zoidbergs-muse-deactivated20250]

becoming mutuals on tumblr

[slimegargoyle]

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

[literallymechanical]

Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

[obtusecrimes]

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

[variablejabberwocky]

#beware of the running joke#because someday it will catch you

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dande-pansy]

[velociraptrix]

[firjii]

here, have an extremely wholesome tiktok to detox your dash

[catchymemes]

[teratomarty]

I NEED PRIVACY, NOT BECAUSE MY ACTIONS ARE QUESTIONABLE, BUT BECAUSE YOUR JUDGMENT AND INTENTIONS ARE.

[mrsterlingeverything]

I'm on some kind of gayass journey

[raytoroapologist]

[changelingfangs]

fyi: you can be fat and hairy and still be a pretty boy.

Pretty boy shouldn't only be for thin, hairless guys. Pretty boy is a damn mindset and you too can be a pretty boy.