J(9/11)b

Lovecraft books aren’t even good ngl

[questbedhead]

I think the concept of a true name is overrated. I think everyone should all have multiple names and switch between them at random. People should collect names the way we collect particularly nice mugs. 

[sci-fi-gifs]

The only thing a son can do for his father is pat him on his shoulder, or kill him. Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time (2021) dir. Hideaki Anno

[deandpoolhero]

Habakirimon is a New Digimon and Mega evolution of Murasamemon, and it's probably going to appear in the next episode of Digimon Beatbreak.

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[fishing-princess]

Just saw fanart of umineko girls smoking weed tagged as “umineko spoilers”. I have doubts but I mean I haven’t read it so what do I know

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[zadaruon]

Hey baby, it looks so cozy up there. Can I sleep with you?

[halondrus]

Okay

[frailgun]

she should have said this in response to every obstacle they faced

[swagophile]

me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-

my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?

me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and

my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember

me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-

my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me

me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu

my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel

me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,

my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?

me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,

my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?

me: gfbfhhfhdd.. bfhdhf.. yyes mommy........

[loyaldis]

Just some little guys

[rathayibacter]

so, dogs are good, right? its practically a truism that dogs are good. and then dogshit is bad. so there's a connection there.

horseshit is false, unreliable, and horses are very reliable. bullshit is also false, but carries an additional implication of trickery, while bulls are extremely straightforward and guileless.

so, with the pattern established... what's up with bats? are they particularly sane? is a bat's view of the world more accurate than ours? much to consider.

[bad-takes-mcgee]

this post is horseshit

[bish0ps]

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

[bish0ps]

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

[bgm05]

i cant be seeing this shit while high man.

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

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[greelin]

(guy who is wearing all yellow voice) Boy i sure hope no one looks at me in a noticeable way

[greelin]

like can we be serious for a moment please. Use our brain

[yeahawvampire]

How's Curious George doing btw

[greelin]

hey. That was devastating

[not-seppukku-deactivated2023120]

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

could you (you, personally) survive a revolutionary girl utena situation

every single one of us survives a revolutionary girl utena situation every time we shed our layers of self-deception and cross the thresholds that separate us from the ones we cherish. every time u penetrate and dissolve the mythology of love as a unilateral sacrifice and instead choose to meet in the shared space between hearts u are surviving a revolutionary girl utena situation.....