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Lovecraft books aren’t even good ngl

[questbedhead]

I think the concept of a true name is overrated. I think everyone should all have multiple names and switch between them at random. People should collect names the way we collect particularly nice mugs. 

[amazoogle]

they're putting in an extra wide sidewalk so polycules of 16 can walk side-by-side slow as fuck & block the whole thing when im in a hurry

[amazoogle]

when you're the 17th member of the polycule and you have to walk in the road and get hit by cars all the time

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

shut da hell up fuck you little boy

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[nouveau-riche-princess]

when she lets me hit

[nem23]

[realness-remade]

[robertbegg-art]

haven't had time for much Digimon art lately, but planning to get back into it soon

[koth-harvest-final]

i love close reading and i hate fun

[sci-fi-gifs]

The only thing a son can do for his father is pat him on his shoulder, or kill him. Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time (2021) dir. Hideaki Anno

[deandpoolhero]

Habakirimon is a New Digimon and Mega evolution of Murasamemon, and it's probably going to appear in the next episode of Digimon Beatbreak.

[tiktaalic]

Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

[creepymutelilbugger]

thats because its plance. there are others as well

[fishing-princess]

Just saw fanart of umineko girls smoking weed tagged as “umineko spoilers”. I have doubts but I mean I haven’t read it so what do I know

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[zadaruon]

Hey baby, it looks so cozy up there. Can I sleep with you?

[halondrus]

Okay

[frailgun]

she should have said this in response to every obstacle they faced

[swagophile]

me: yeah so 67 kid is like, a meme cus theres this video of this kid, and- and like it references, like there's a rap song called 67, and, and-

my milf friend: my goodness you are quite knowledgeable about these youth culture things, aren't you? is this anything like 21?

me: [sitting on her lap] no 21 is - omg urghh 21 is the vine meme, with the kid whos like, like you stupid, and then the other kid goes noinot, and

my milf friend: i was on vine, sweetie. i remember

me: oh yeah. well anyways. 6 7 is like popular on tiktok, and tiktok is kinda like if vine was like brainrot, umm, and brainrot is like, do you- do you know what slop is, basically, cus otherwise it wont make sense-

my milf friend: [hugging me really tight and patting my head softly] thats alright hun, you don't have to explain it to me

me: ghgbffhfhfbdhfhf bbut but, i was ggonna,, aand italian brainrot and um,, llabubu

my milf friend: [touching me inappropriately] thats alright, why dont you try explaining how this makes you feel

me: [blushing wildly] wwell,, ggh,, its no labubu,,,

my milf friend: [doing it harder] is it at least.. dubai chocolate?

me: [whimpering] hhow. how do you know that,,, you only kknow um llolcats and um bbad luck brian ans uhm doge,,

my milf friend: [patting my head] that's not true... [putting her hand on my chest] i know plenty of things, maddie. plenty. [starting to unbuckle my shorts] how about you tell me more about slop, okay?

me: gfbfhhfhdd.. bfhdhf.. yyes mommy........