Bad Karma Chick

My life. A series of little things indicating I must have done something really, really bad in a previous life. First world problems.

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Flu

Getting the flu every damn time you have some days off.

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Bicycle

Being run over by a bicycle.

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Nerds

When all the guys who want you are nerds. And not in the cool way.

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Too late

When the guy you've liked for years meets someone the day after you find out you are both single.

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Heartbroken

Getting your heart broken a week after you became Facebook official. Too soon for a Facebook breakup, so you just deal with it. Bad choice.

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Smelly guy

Being seated next to the really, really smelly guy on a 4 hour train ride.

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Regifting

Getting gifts that are obviously regifted. Or scented candles.

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Sweats

Wearing sweats when a hot guy shows up at your door with flowers. He did not return.

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Underwear

Getting all your underwear stolen from the laundry room. Do not want to know who stole it or why. Ever.

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Bee

In your slipper. Deadly impact.

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Yoghurt

Spilling yoghurt all over yourself at the beginning of a 4 hour plane trip.

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Finally getting a personal trainer, who it turns out is always sick, so you never get to work out. Of course you paid in advance. A lot.

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Work

Having a proper chat with your boss about your future, and being told you are going to do exactly the opposite of what you asked for.

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Missing the plane for your brother’s wedding.

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Douche

Falling head over heels for a guy who turns out to be a douchbag. Classic.

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Romantic getaway

Getting dumped one week before the romantic getaway you had booked and paid for.

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Concert 2

When you end up not going to a concert because you had a crappy day, on the day where the artist is in a chatty mood and befriends your friend who did go to the concert.