Shit.

Shit. Forget a lot of stuff. Chile. JJBA. South Park. Voltron. Persona 5. More Fandoms. Aesthetic. More shit.

[abylou]

hello I bring you more deltarune,,,

she CRADLED HIS FACEE I'm not okay guyss

[girlballs-archive]

yknow i kind of forget sometimes that like. pregnancy is innately tied to sexual stuff. like "haha hey guess what. gets you pregnant" is actually kind of. a horny thing to say in fact.

[girlballs-archive]

LISTEN. it's really easy to forget that telling a tumblr mutual that you want to get them pregnant Actually Means cumming inside them. this is a common problem i'm sure

[girlballs-archive]

this captures it perfectly actually. i'm not busting inside i'm doing a fairy trick

[biglazebian]

[girlballs-archive]

hey. hey that's not what the post says.

[birdsareblooming]

hospital

[solar-sparky]

Magnet vs his dumb crt face

(Haven't drawn Deltarune stuff since chapter 1 came out, I can finally do these characters justice,,,)

[pattern-recognition]

Hostile

[pattern-recognition]

Да, комиссар

[demonboyhalo]

​this is such classic tumblr I'm surprised it has less then 50k notes

[kamikotorayama391]

Yes, old man, it is

[peachducy]

[unravelingwhy]

my fave writing reminder

honestly, this phrase has been on my mind more times than i can count. i've kidnapped it, taken it as a hostage with no ransom money because i need it to live permanently in my head.

[duplicarto]

kris having to call off the shots when the fight goes on for too long is so funny

[brikkets]

i need to draw susie more often

[hamletthedane]

There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.

[cyber-dogz]

tenna & queen

[tjalexandernyc]

My mom accidentally joined a grieving support group (long story, she's not grieving tho) and she's missing it this week while visiting me and she's VERY concerned that Lorraine, who very kindly offered to bring a baked good like mom usually would, will NOT bring the correct kind of dessert, she says citrus tarts aren't "griefy" enough

[tjalexandernyc]

ok so the way my mom accidentally joined a grieving support group when she's not grieving is this:

She's Catholic and has two churches. One is her Real Church but it's far from her house and tbh all the nice priests have died and the new priests are either lackluster or extremely conservative so sometimes she goes to the Other Church which is closer and more liberal but which she won't join permanently because she doesn't want to "cede the territory" of her Real Church to the conservatives (this is all backstory for flavor don't worry about it). Other Church once announced they were looking for volunteers for, like, a grief squad? Basically if someone was having a funeral but no one showed up to attend, the church would call in the squad and they'd mourn for the dead person and pray (which is important for Catholics because we believe you need that oomph to actually get to Heaven, don't worry about it). Anyway mom thought that was a nice concept so the next time she went back to Real Church she asked the head usher if they wanted to put together a similar squad there. The usher was like, oh we have one of those! It's every Wednesday night, you should join.

The miscommunication: the usher didn't understand the purpose of the squad mom was describing, just heard "grieving and mourning" and went to the next closest thing. Because my mom showed up to the Wednesday meeting and discovered a group of widows and widowers who are there to, like, discuss their own losses?

Why didn't my mom just leave when she realized the mistake? Great question. She had baked a cake (chocolate) thinking that would be appreciated (apparently funerals without real mourners are very short and boring) and she didn't want it to go to waste.

She stayed in the support group!! And has been attending! For a full YEAR.

She explained to the group leader that she isn't a widow and doesn't have anyone to grieve but all they said was "well everyone's lost somebody. Or will." So now my mom goes to the weekly meeting with her baked goods because she 1) doesn't want to be rude and leave the group and 2) apparently grieving people are the Most happy to get cookies so she gets to practice all these bonkers recipes shes wanted to try.

In mom's opinion the best kinds of dessert for grief is chocolate and caramel, or any kind of crunchy candy confection. Lemon and cream is "not mournful enough." She's absolutely wild I love her

[iguanodonwildman]

(Tags via @cemeterything)

[pixeljade]

Nobodys doing it like Ichiban Kasuga. He was raised in a brothel. His best friend is a homeless man. He has delusions that hes in a game. He is the president of a major local company. He picks up ¥100 off the floor constantly. His best employee is a chicken. He can summon crawfish from his phone.

[szivarvanyturmix]

next batch

[bigfan1811]

Underrated Susie character trait: She likes rhyming when she’s happy

[mkultra-dropout2]