[solacebaby]

if u ever see my nipples thru my shirt just know that i know i kno my concepts i know what im about

[subposting-deactivated20190116]

2017 mood

[unic0rrn-sluts]

I want a relationship where we can get drunk at midnight, just the two of us, and sit up talking and making out all night, and go to the beach at four in the morning. I want someone who’s down for adventure. I want someone who will go camping with me, and boating, and fishing, and travel. I want someone who wants me for life. I want passion that doesn’t burn out.

[thebootydiaries]

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

[jehovahhthickness]

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

[greelin]

nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[weloveshortvideos]

When you and the Taco Bell guy connect on a whole new level

[millenniumitem]

[A car pulls up to a Taco Bell drive-through window.]

Taco Bell employee (over intercom): How are you doing tonight? Driver: I wanna fuckin’ die! Taco Bell employee: Same. (pause, then with extra emphasis:) Same.

@captioned-vines @cc-videos @waitwhatdidtheysay

[aleidabugg]

Ice cream date at St. Petersburg w this gem

[archatlas]

Texts From Your Existentialist April Eileen Henry

[noechointhevoid-deactivated2015]

[ehtabar-deactivated20151105]

[badvvords-blog]

me, very serious and making intense eye contact with my pet: I Will Lay Down My Life For You, I Would Kill A Man For You, Do You Understand?

pet: :/

[pr1nceshawn]

Pictures Any Dog Owners Will Understand.

[woodelf68]

Precious cinnamon buns, too good for this world, too pure.

[plasmalogical]

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

[tastefullyoffensive]

[paxamericana]

[5hahem]

My life as a college student, smh

[hurrricane-jane]

that was only 6 seconds

[oyasumiii-punpun]

him: i have a mommy kink me: okay…..im supposed to act like ur…mommy? him: yeah me: why all these damn dishes in the sink