this and this and this

I relate to Clint Barton as I also don't know what the fuck is going on and would follow Captain America to the ends of the earth if he asked.

[isitsafe]

[pinene]

Love the bot summoning incantation

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

[fatelectrician-deactivated20260]

I wish these people were oppressed

[fatelectrician-deactivated20260]

stop tagging this saying shit like “me and jakey!!! 🥺”

[dovv]

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[kevindaymybbg]

kevin day

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[willgrahamscock]

nature is beautiful

[msh2o2]

That is the most beautiful mantis I have ever seen does anyone have her number?

[willgrahamscock]

shes not interested in youu

[wonderwall]

We finally figured out what makes Kristen Stewart smile: hot wings! The “Twilight” star posed for this amazing photo after dining at a Hooters restaurant in Texas recently. Get the details at Wonderwall.com.

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[solarprominence]

I maintain that the best summation of my feminist beliefs are that men and women are not fundamentally different. There are a few quantifiable differences if you average out every woman and every man, but they are not qualitative. And most of them are socially constructed, and would be fixed if we started treating men and women the same. Neither is inherently smarter, neither is inherently kinder, neither is inherently more stoic or stronger or angrier or softer. Everyone is obsessed with the differences between women and men, with finding them and creating them and distancing themselves from the "other half". It's fucked up

[storyweavingspider]

This was the mainstream feminist belief like. A decade ago. Thats how hard we’ve regressed within mainstream feminism and it’s mainly because of right wingers/radfems/TERFs deciding trans women need to die.

[what-even-is-thiss]

So I don’t play the sims super often so I didn’t know that evil sims can do an “evil workout” which seems to just be a normal workout except sometimes they pause to laugh maniacally.

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[kitkatpancakestack]

sidewalk art I walked by today. there is love out there.

[frontmansdefender]

I aspire to be as passionate about something as this guy and the orcas are passionate about hating the sunfish

In the sunfish’s defense!!!!!

[quasi-normalcy]

The following two statements are both true:

Star Trek has always been woke

Star Trek has always been corporate

[quasi-normalcy]

Star Trek has always been internationalist

Star Trek has always been American

[quasi-normalcy]

Star Trek has mostly been utopian

Star Trek has mostly been written by middle-class white heterosexual men

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"