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Rhi | 20 | Australia

[just-shower-thoughts]

Getting divorced and re-married is like starting a game over so you can go with the mage instead of the warrior.

[powerfulwizard]

MY WIFE LEAVING ME IS LIKE BIDEO GAME

[surfrock]

[dudeinpyjamas]

What do you do in Yakuza

play golf

chase yo dog

[pyromanictendencies]

trying to go to the nearest building in animal crossing to avoid a swarm of angry bees:

[v-jolt]

Try saying the old Resident Evil controls suck after seeing this.

[lisards]

hmm has anyone seen my locomotive filled with male models

[lisards]

ive lost my train of thot

[mendelssohn-kin]

[bangdoot]

I made another version of this but cba to find the actual blank template myself so here you go

[porterr-robinson]

[yungbara]

i hate this

[that-twink-over-there]

I love this

[porterr-robinson]

[yondus-wife]

Nobody:

Jeff Goldblum:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[loathsome-jr]

Hnnrggh colonel im trying to keep a pair of jeans for more then 6 months but im dummy thick and the clap of my thighs keeps making holes

[evashandor]

BIG FUKKEN MOOD

[that-one-guy-who-does-the-thing]

snake: *tries to sneak around*

snake’s ass:

[yohoimigoisugoiyoongoi]

sorry but not really

[theangryblueone]

The dude on the left literally got contact with snakes original voice actor and this is he end product

[eliastheflyest]

YES

[ezurad]

[jace-the-ace12-deactivated20221]

I’m fucking cackling guys

[veidolon]

[liquidcatt]

what a strange cat

[fingerpuppet]

i’ve been trying to construct a joke with naruto’s “believe it” and mulder’s “i want to believe” but thats about as far as i get…

[iguanamouth]

[thatsalotachris]

It occurred to me that the T-rex (we really need an official name for her) from the original Jurassic Park only killed one human in the movie, and it was that shitty lawyer who abandoned the kids anyway, so he had it coming. She wasn’t in the second or third film as those took place on the other island. She was, however, in Jurassic World where (spoilers) she saved everyone’s asses, JUST like she did at the end of the first film. So let’s do a tally here.

Humans Killed: 1

Humans Saved: 8 + 1 velociraptor

In conclusion the T-rex is the real protagonist of the series thank you.

[raptorix]

Of course!! She was the pride and joy of the park. She probably had an audience when she hatched. She imprinted on people, not dinosaurs. Her whole life she was given her proteins handed to her, she has never had to really hunt to survive. She is like a captive-bred tiger. She probably had favorite human handlers. She could tell which humans were the nasty one. Reframe the movie where Rexy (that’s what I’m calling her) is just as scared as the humans that the power went out, that things were falling apart. She was exploring outside her habitat. She wanted to play with the jeeps. Maybe she wanted to help get the small human out of jeep? Be free, tiny humans! Come back, tiny humans! Don’t fall off the cliff, tiny humans! The lawyer smelled bad. Rexy really disliked his smell. He tried to hide it on the toilet, but her nose easily found him. He didn’t taste as good as goat, though. His stinky clothes gave her a stomach ache for days. Rexy tried to figure out where the humans went. She found them at the visitors center. And when she got there, a rude raptor wanted to pick a fight with her. No! Get off my back. What is this thing falling on me??? Someone bring me a goat, I’m hungry!

[mckitterick]

HEADCANON ACCEPTED

[luthordyke-deactivated20190608]

me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me