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yesssss lets all take swipes at anarchists and generate even more memetic division while protestors are catching terrorism charges for being in possession of anarchist zines were really saving the revolution #RESIST

balaclava-trismegistus

anarchists are all useless do-nothing larpers but also short-sighted adventurists. all of them are dumb and bad people, and thats why i agree with the united states department of justice's stance that they have no place within our communities

balaclava-trismegistus

this is an opinion i have developed independently, derived from social media interactions and memes propagated by my peers in the last five years, so im absolutely certain the popularity of this position has nothing at all to do with the FBI stating they were turning their efforts against Anarchists in 2021

stormsbourne

usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

tibli

tbf to the body, stomach bugs are easier to flush out since they are already in The System That Flushes Things Out From The Body, and that includes BOTH ends.

with a cold you gotta wait for the macrophages in your blood to start Eating Everything, and they are. not big. it takes them a while. please be more considerate of your macrophages in the future, theyre doing their best

marlinspirkhall

I've got to find myself more macrophage

acesexualspock

Now Hiring: macrophages

daughter-of-sapph0

immunesystem.com/careers/macrophage

frombraize

wintery-waxillium

ftfy

mooned-knights

is anyone else annoyed that "ai" encompasses both chatgpt and tools we train to do repetitive tedious work for us. and by the ripple effect of articles like "scientists develop ai to detect cancer early" that make people argue for the merit of chatgpt or become anti-medicine. and by the general state of the world and society

navigatorsnorth

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

flightsofwonder

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

flightsofwonder

why does this have 85K notes

randomslasher

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

what-even-is-thiss

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

thememedaddy

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

chaumas-deactivated20240115

they should breed dogs that bark at 1/5th volume and with a deep and soothing resonance that calms the nervous system

vincentvalenfine

call that a subwoofer

cheaphalloweencostume

do any of you even enjoy reading or watching fiction at all? if i wanted the plot with virtually nothing else i would read the wikipedia page

batmanisagatewaydrug

always some new bullshit in the ocean

local-demon-in-your-area

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

batmanisagatewaydrug

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

deadandwalking

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.