Bae-Influence

Nat. 19. Pansexual. Non-Binary. Proud Betta Fish Dad.

[yourfaveisdivorced]

Sakura Haruno from Naruto is divorced!

[oak23]

[bae-influence]

Finally finished my new blog.

Hmu if you want the URL. This one's dead. I finally am giving up at getting ED blogs off my dash.

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

places that exude magic

old bookstores and antique shops hidden in a big city

forests with red mushrooms, bubbling streams and baby deer

mornings where everything is covered in fresh snow and time feels frozen

lakes and creeks where the water is turquoise and opalescent in the sunlight 

flowery hills that are homes to baby cows and lambs

cottages with blooming gardens and lily ponds that look like monet paintings

[dankmemeuniversity]

us: hey staff your website isn’t functional

staff: *removes adult content*

us: no we want the adult content to stay we just want a functional website

staff: *makes dashboard darker*

us: but wait…

staff: *changes font*

us:

staff: *makes everything really fucking neon*

[dogpu]

IM GAY

[loycos]

pretty sure they dont know how earth’s displays of affection work

[drawnsnake]

Because I remembered how a cousin of mine had really long fingernails on purpose when he used to play the acoustic guitar

[memorygirls-deactivated20250816]

Deer in rose garden

[satrialespork]

[bumpdungus]

where is he traveling

[butchmime]

too bad ted bundy’s dead and he will remain dead and no amount of your weird obsessions can change the fact that he got caught and died like a stupid little bitch

[maybound]

no, staff, dont change the color scheme,, get rid of the porn bots and nazis!! oh my god they have airpods in they cant hear us oh my g

[shiny-good-rock]

dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate

[ferrettaur]

Good news I found the exact opposite object

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.

[the-bitch-of-izalith-deactivate]

It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

thats quitter talk

[dinothundersblog-deactivated201]

ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die

[probablyevilrpgideas]

My reply is no

Don’t count on it

My sources say no

Very doubtful

Outlook not so good

Better not tell you now

Cannot predict now

Ask again later

Reply hazy try again

Concentrate and ask again

Outlook good

Most likely

Signs point to yes

As I see it, yes

Yes

You may rely on it

Without a doubt

Yes, definitely

It is decidedly so

It is certain

There ya’ go, nerds

[killercleric-archive]

team 8 bonding time…painting their nails…

[trainsinanime]

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

[dreadlord-mr-son]

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

[amuseoffyre]

“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”

“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”

[dragonwitch21]

“I wanted to go to art school, but no! You had to kill my sister and make me enact her 37 step plan on what to do in case she was murdered!”

[mrevaunit42]

“Look, if it was up to me I would be sitting at home watching movies, eating fast food without a care in the world but my mom was very specific in her will and if I want my inheritance, I need to follow this plan to the letter. I don’t know what this guy did to her but man did she hold a grudge.” 

[caffeinewitchcraft]

“I knew your husband, he was a good hero. He would have wanted you to keep doing good deeds in his stead—“

“Actually, he wanted me to finish his bucket list for him and robbing a bank is on there,like, fifty times.”

[ab-artist]

I wanna read it…

[lukosei]

Broke: Midnight teaches sex ed

Woke: Present Mic Teaches sex ed

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Inspired by @how-about-bakuno

[kabaks]

imagine talking about alexander the great and not mentioning that he died of grief only 8 months after hephaestion died, that he petitioned the oracle to give hephaestion literal divine status so that people could worship him as a god, that he threw himself on hephaestion’s dead body and refused to leave for two days, that he put together the biggest funeral procession known to the world at the time, that he gave hephaestion a lock of his own hair at the funeral in blatant reference to achilles doing the same with patroclus….like heteronormativity is so wild that he could come back from the dead and come out to every historian personally and it still wouldn’t be enough to render him anything but straight

[almost-always-eventually-right]

the man put in all that effort and we aren’t worshipping Haphaestion right now in solidarity? what are we even doing?

[yourfavhasonebraincell]

Lapis and Peridot from Steven Universe share one collective braincell!