shity_scientist

sometimes i kno things

[theconcealedweapon]

[flightyquinn]

Some other bangers;

"Jack of all trades, master of none" ... "but ofttimes better than a master of one."

"Blood is thicker than water." "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb."

"Money is the root of all evil." "The love of money is the root of all evil."

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

there's also "pull yourself up by the bootstraps" which conservatives are oh so fond of saying

bootstraps are, well, straps on your boots. you cannot physically pull yourself up by them, and that's what the original phrase meant. "pulling oneself up by the bootstraps" is meant to be an impossible task

[adorkastock]

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness."

The second part really matters.

[dumbusahana]

daydreaming about having enough energy to do things

[baeb4bae]

Dr. : Wow, you came in here with a beautiful panic attack. *rolls back* Beautiful clinically, it was textbook panic attack.

Me: Thanks, Doc.

[reniadeb]

[sky-bears]

@smol–jelly I can’t-

[maureen2musings]

jukkapaa

[grandenchanterfiona]

Why do my interests in canning, couponing, and homesteading overlap so often with blogs with titles like ‘The Obedient Housewife’? 

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

Like, I’m like, “I want to learn to make soap and farm,” and suddenly I see 500 “traditional family” motherfuckers like no you are mistaken. I am just a simple lesbian anticapitalist looking to limit my consumerism as much as possible.

[roachpatrol]

‘these fun crafts will keep your kids occupied until your husband gets home!’ no i want a clothespin crown for me

[jumpingjacktrash]

“ladies, adorn your crafty country homestead with handmade quilts just like your grandmother!” my grandmother lived in downtown st paul and enjoyed gin fizzes and rhinestone cat clocks, also i’m a man, but thanks

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[baeb4bae]

Sitting in my work office on a Herman Miller chair. Am I using this chair as designed? No. Will I use it as designed? Also no. I am going to continue to sit on the literal edge, just the plastic. Posture is shit. Butt hurts. But will I scoot back? No. This is my non-conformity today.

[hustledbones]

deep cleaning so when i put the christmas decor up everything is intentional and uncluttered and dust free 🧘‍♀️

[cannibalchicken]

[allsadnshit]

It makes me sad that most people around me are so unbelievably burnt out from work and life that they are just truly emotionally unavailable and don't even wanna use their energy for anything beside going out partying once a weekend

It's like watching friends who you've seen be silly and have deep talks work jobs to the point of stress where they are incoherent and respond to messages like legit 6 days later and not in a rude way but genuinely they don't have the mental capacity to do shit anymore

Working jobs and paying bills shouldn't take everything out of people to the extent it really does

Even when I'm off work and I had a shorter shift most of the time I truly have nothing left in the tank after the combo of emotions and physical labor

[rinnystee]

hi i brought some memes based on fourth wing

and i also created a playlist:

upd: i don't know what the problem is with the playlist showing, i'll try to fix it

[peaknormal-deactivated20230923]

they want to take everything away from us

[cruelfvkingsummer]

can't have shit in this house

[geyashvecova]

Design graphics Geya Shvecova (Earth on earth) 310521

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh, this is incredible.

Improv swing dance to a Todrick Hall song?

And they killed it!

*thanks to the people who pointed out my oops