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[daily-clicks-for-palestine]

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[christianstepmoms]

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

[cactusringed]

(writes something) god this sucks so bad. this is awful. i'm the worst writer ever. this is nothing. (rereads it a while after writing it) oh dude this is fire. i'm the god of writing. (writes something again) god this sucks so bad. th

[diesaur]

[diesaur]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[captain-price-returns]

Casually mentioning our soldier will be committing mass rape soon.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

and implying that rape is just the natural outcome of having more testosterone

[sentada]

lowkey i just killed all innocents

[plumbo-gummite]

notice how no one died

[localcryptic]

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when you are hanging out at the hardcore show by yourself for the sheer love of the music but just so happen to spy some hotties in the crowd

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[captain-price-returns]

Welp, this is it, A24 is now trying to copyright the backrooms. They’re taking down wallpaper designs from redbubble that were made ages before the film came out.

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[parkchanwoohoo]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]