Bleh.

Just a humble Australian who has a short attention span and a bad sense of humour. Let's be friends!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[solitairians]

happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[solitairians]

happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

[gaysie]

depression or whatever is soooo embarrassing oops i ruined a large chunk of my future because i just didn’t feel like doing anything for a while . Epic Cringe babe...

[madeofwhitebone]

[ironpour]

so. how does anyone ever have the time or energy

[valtsv]

me: i don’t need to write this down i’ll remember it

me literally a minute later:

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

Me @ myself: it’s not that serious Myself @ me: …yea it is bitcj

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[chrissongzzz]

[milky-katzchen]

They tried it

[shining-wizard]

Don’t think that my boy Andy doesn’t know that neither

[toaarcan]

Andy Murray drinks his Respect Women Juice.

[guerrillatech]

[thatswhywelovegermany]

[thebootydiaries]

me: say it— i need to hear those three words

library database: Full Text Online

me, shedding tears: i love you too

[userboxer]

[catasters]

[toastbutteregg]

[memehumor]

Boycotting Whoever Annoys Me

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

absolutely

[cezarywho]