[pussylipgloss]

[frankenfemme]

This truck got no business being that thicc

[tealass22-deactivated20201101]

I shrieked

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I relate a lot to this catte….

[chamomeowletea]

@blackkatmagic

[programmerhumour]

Correct method to validate phone no.

[starwarsfilms]

[the-ways-of-the-force]

IM YELLING

[spacejunkery]

Korrasami comic based off this post

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[faggottt]

[bahmbie]

I’ve been drawing almost my entire life and I’ve only recently gained the confidence to start showing the world. I made an instagram for my art, I’ve been posting as much as I can and have more paintings in the making. Go check it out and gimme a follow! (@bahmbuart) I’d love all the support, it’s very much appreciated. :) Thank you! ~~

Bahmbu~ (@bahmbuart) • See Instagram photos and videos

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[bahmbie]

I’ve been drawing almost my entire life and I’ve only recently gained the confidence to start showing the world. I made an instagram for my art, I’ve been posting as much as I can and have more paintings in the making. Go check it out and gimme a follow! (@bahmbuart) I’d love all the support, it’s very much appreciated. :) Thank you! ~~

Bahmbu~ (@bahmbuart) • See Instagram photos and videos

55 Followers, 223 Following, 4 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Bahmbu~ (@bahmbuart)

[martindykewood]

when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten

[shadesoforlando]

A KNIFE THAT GIVES YOU ALL OF CLARK KENT’S SUPER POWERS!

[superinframan]

So, how I️ feel when I️ pick up a normal knife?

[tkrx]

So you mean to tell me I’ll get all the powers of a mild manner reporter of a daily metropolitan news paper? Oh boy, Pulitzer Prize here I come!

[shadesoforlando]

No guys, Clark Kent is Superman.

[veeranger]

He’s What

[desolationlesbian]

something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign

[wesleywizardstanaccount]

Carmilla: I attempt to kick Godbrands dumbass down the stairs

Godbrand: Wait b-

DM: I’ll allow it

[thatll-do]

I actually met one of the animators and he said this was fairly accurate to their actual writing process

[nyctosaurid]

tumblr is glitching and this is my whole dash

[catscenter]

[aphroditeslips]

mama pasta looks so kind

[topshotpicks]

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

[cannedviennasnausage]

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

[crybourg]

how women actually are

[ginjaninja3716]

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

[aragorn1379-deactivated20150216]

mother fuckin macys sale

[writebastard]

Her name is Doris. Here’s the artist. And here’s more Doris:

[mrs-jamie-wellerstein]

I have a physical need to reblog this every time.

[groake]

…. I don’t fear God, but I do fear the automatic stapler in the staff room

[vongolacielo]

“fuck”

[synille]

That small but heartfelt “fuck” brings this whole video together. 

[dragontatoes]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[quorpiest]

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma