Green Soup

bunyip's rebloggin blog. if you wanna say something, there's an ask box on my main over here. TAG NAV bc this is a mess main: i had a dream & u were in it

[sodomit]

Made a little something on slur reclamation.

[sodomit]

And there it is, yeah.

[grouper]

wizard with his robes falling around him the robes are blue velvet very luxurious . trimmed with lace and rhinestones . beard done in beautiful fluffy braids with ribbons and beads and so is his hair which is long to his waist. lots of jewels on his bosom which can be seen through the braids because the robe is a super deep v neck and his knockers are huge . and you can see nipple outlines through the velvet and also he has a fat belly . and theres laces up the sides of the robe and its adorned with gold thread in beautiful embroidery. and his massive wide brimmed and curly wizard hat has gold stars and moons embroidered into the deep blue velvet and the edge is trimmed with lace as well. and he has very kind eyes and a very understanding smile and he is kind of beckoning with 1 long gnarled finger like come hither , his nails are long and elegant also . and he is seated before a crystal ball and he also wants to do a PALM READING for you,

[prokopetz]

Unreliable narrator abruptly realising they've mixed up which narrative thread is the red herring and which is the actual plot and they've been deceiving the audience about the wrong thing the entire time.

[moon111111]

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[kaijuerotica]

"branson reese, whoever you are" put some respect on the smooth sharks one fear man's name

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[vampire-loving-vampire]

hey white people . if u dont know how to pronounce an ethnic persons name *google it* or if its someone ur talking directly to *ask them*. dont fucking do that "erm i dont know how to pronounce but __" or "im gonna butcher this haha" or "im not even gonna bother trying" . ur not funny. do u know what poc think when they hear u saying that ? u sound like a loser asshole and we dont want to spend time with u . im so fucking tired of watching youtube videos about media from my country and hearing those phrases. im tired of people saying that to my face . i respect someone who clearly looked it up and is tryong but says my name wrong over someone who just goes with whatever bad first guess they had without trying. u have too many resources at ur disposal to keep doing this. for the love of god just Fucking Try. if ur confused Just Try.

[despair-tea]

I highly recommend Forvo.com, the website where native speakers of a language contribute their time and voices to read words and names in their own language. It is a fantastic way to expand your world, open up your ears, and it's way more likely to nab a hit than just googling.

[vampire-loving-vampire]

wow , I didn't know this existed, thanks so much for sharing the resource !! I will absolutely be using it now too 🖤

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[silverhawk]

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

[dorothylarouge]

[ultirex]

“feeling like a person again” collection

[hydrasplatl1ng]

[gaybichon]

i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter

(source)

[holyunholy]

should be able to leave kudos on scientific studies. i liked your paper dude keep at it

[holyunholy]

sorry, Dr. Dude

[thepioden]

Dude et. al.

[wormofmouth]

need y'all to know that most academics have publicly searchable email addresses and this not only makes their day but they can put nice emails in their giant packets for applying for jobs or tenure. "hi i read your paper for a class and it was very helpful, im at xyz college and the class is blah with professor blah" is sufficient and ENORMOUSLY helpful

[link-the-feral-anon]

It seems that, once again, when you can't kudos, commenting is the way to go