Pitter Patter

Hello lovelies! 22, quite gay, they/them pronouns.

[clementine-kesh]

so obviously web!martin is #cancelled but i still like the idea that he’s naturally inclined towards the web and the web so desperately wants a piece of that juicy ass but he’s just not interested, he’s got other shit going on already. it’s just so funny thinking about the Actual Deity of Manipulation trying so hard to get this one dude on its side and completely failing every single time. it can tip things into place just so creating a domino effect that ends the world but it can’t convince this one (relatively) normal guy to give it the time of day

[mitchmarner]

The Seattle Kraken... holy shit at these logos and the color scheme

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

do any of the fanboys saying momo has to show that much skin because she needs it to use her power wanna explain to me why bakugou wears gloves

[mahalidael]

valid point but also i forgot that bnha existed for a second and was very confused as to why people were arguing about a lemur being naked

[mahalidael]

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

I’M DYING THANK YOU

[tellmeaboutthedreamwhere]

ok but trevor never having met martin before in his life just following him and jon around and then immediately going "yep they're totally gay i can definitely destroy jon by killing this dude" upon watching them bicker for like.. ten minutes

[twyrine]

great post everyone

[mayasaura]

Jon: watching Leah rail against her helplessness to make anyone care enough to save the world, snapping off her own ribs to keep recording even after any point to it is gone

Jon: Oh big mood

[screechfoxes]

Visit Original Link

jon sims humiliates an umbrella asmr

[justintaco]

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

[justintaco]

[viewtifulmarkovich]

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

[viewtifulmarkovich]

For the uninformed:

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Why.

[edgar-allan-possum]

[bare1ythere]

[ID: A tweet by juice (@ramroumramroumo) replied by Ben Meredith (@benrlmeredith). The original tweet says “okok everyone i just thought of a really interesting idea for a tma au fic hear me out  it starts out like canon but you follow elias pov through the years and its a deep dive into his psyche and what brought him to this point but then he wakes up one day and he has kitty ears an” and Ben’s reply says “As Elias Bouchard awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a catboy.” End ID]

HELLO WHAT THE FUKC?????

[mwagneto]

they actually talked im

[mrspiderdoesntlikeit]

[clementine-kesh]

simon fairchild continues to be the KING for being the only avatar able to read a room and immediately realizing the whole smiting thing is not actually about him then fucking off before he could get caught in the crossfire of jon and martin’s post-apocalyptic soap opera

[martinblackwood]

martin blackwood trying to stay positive during the apocalypse

[jesiluv]

I'm obsessed with this tiktok. He went so hard.

[memeclassheroes]

[silly-jellyghoty]

He's on a quest

[sirsparkiethegenerous]

That’s just Odin.

[thesustainedworldatransverse]

Sleipnir is down for maintenance.

[cundtcake]

translation: “My sheep! [bah! bah!] You are my life. [bah! bah!] Walk behind me…[bah! bah!] Sing (after me).”

[seangetfreaky]

This is disgusting

The majority of the owner-writers of Cards Against Humanity wanted to put the n-word into the game. After their one black staff member, Nicolas Carter, asked Max Temkin, founder of Cards Against Humanity about the reasons behind each person saying ‘yes’ to doing so, and how it happened, Temkin told the head writers to fire him.

CAH head staff escalated things by contacting Carter’s family, threatening ‘disciplinary action’ and to fire Carter, then a staff member helped get Carter wrongly institutionalized, where he faced heavy racism.

FUCK Cards Against Humanity

[symphonyofmars]

What the FUCK