At this point I'm more bean than boy

Just a bean named Julian. On T as of 7/8/16. He/him, queer bby, 21 yrs old. I'm probably a dog.

[robpilled]

alien comic

[yongmuney]

“again”

[amishsicario]

[shucktsubo]

[rexuality]

me: *places a cup of water for ME upon any surface in the fucking world*

my cat: ✨🌈gotta stay hydrated uwu🌈✨

me: this is my fucking drink and you know it, beast

my cat: ✨👅💦 you know what they say! 8 cups a day! 👅💦✨

me: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN WATER BOWL

my cat: ✨remember ur beautiful just the way you are babes!! drink water💦 spit fire! 🔥 blem blem blem blem blem ✨

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[hauntdolly]

he just really tears it apart doesnt he

[coughloop]

0.1% power

[fruitsoftheape100]

[thoughtsofdog]

i’m the only thing preventing the mailman and the vacuum from killing my entire family

[fake]

this was such a confusing and frightening post before i read the name of the blog that posted it

[frogandtoadpdf]

friar laurence: romeo she’s alive

friar laurence: oh god he has airpods in he can’t hear me oh god

[everythingstarstuff]

[skyrlm]

that bald kid from avatar

[antivancrowsmoved]

bong?

[skyrlm]

water

[gayvian]

no he was an air blender

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

a slice of life anime about dads

[weeniebagel]

King of the Hill

[pukicho]

My etsy page consists of (1) cursed doll found in the forest and nothing more

[sealz888]

Do you know what curse it is?

[pukicho]

Curse that makes you sell it on etsy

[togepipi]

oh sweet find ill go check it out

[togepipi]

My etsy page consists of (1) cursed doll found in the forest and nothing more

[diamondblocc]

look I like memes. I love memes. but where the fuck did the shaggy meme come from. it’s so fucking random. what is this. who thought “let me make a meme from the 2004 cast interviews for the live action Scooby-Doo, and have everyone go on about how shaggy gained powers that can kill everyone, so they explain how they avoided that. also let’s make him kill god” what the fuc k

[cocainesocialist]

lilith here making the iron clad case for free public transport

[unclefather]

They don’t want you to eat them

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]