Unoriginal Snoflake

[girljeremystrong]

PLEASE watch this. i love chaotic sisters best dynamic in the world

[anais-ninja-bitch]

1. this should be required viewing for anyone writing young girls, especially sisters

2. she did a good job and totally saved their asses.

[memewhore]

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[pranks-zappa]

GEORGE: You know Jerry, I gotta say, I'm pretty UNNERVED at the impossible hallway outside your door.

JERRY: What do you mean, impossible?

GEORGE: I mean, in the dimensions of this building, it should not exist! It is a thing that should not be!

JERRY: George, that's ridiculous, you walk through there all the time.

GEORGE: And yet I cannot grasp how I manage to move through that space! It's a NonEuclidean hallway Jerry! NonEuclidean!

JERRY: What, you're crazy, I think that hallway is VERY Euclidean! It's a perfectly Euclidean hallway!

***KRAMER bursts through the door, somehow he is upside down***

JERRY: Kramer, do you think our hallway is NonEuclidean?

KRAMER: Oh, you're just putting that together now, huh?

[theblob1958]

this is literally the only tweet that ever matters

[memewhore]

[rongzhi]

[1989nihil]

this is like that raccon with cotton candy and water

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[welele]

Por una vez me parecen lifehacks medio útiles en su mayoría

[leepacey]

they took down lofi girl for falsely reported copyright strikes, which means the livestream ended and we can see how many people ever tuned in + how long it was streaming

[dankmemeuniversity]

Don’t get caught off guard by your period! Toss one of these reusable pads in your bag and you’ll never have to worry!

[wild-moonchild420]

The joys of being woman.

[blondebebop]

This is how my morning started and I’ve been insufferable ever since

[bakejusa]

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[swoopingsilver]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

[aberrantemotion]

We live in a socie-

[lorkhansdick]

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

[lorkhansdick]

I find the mushroom post :)

[lorkhansdick]

sorry

sorry

[lorkhansdick]

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

[smolpocketmonstercoffee]

@imfunnydamit

[jottingprosaist]

[thesealfriend]

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

[scandalouswitch]

Every single one of these quotes is going in my next grimoire

[toastbutteregg]

[foolfortune]

[sunshine-tattoo]

baby girl just wanted a custodial job to pay the bills. Now she gotta be the local magic lady.

[relatablepicturesoffinnmertens]

[memewhore]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]