[badtvblog]

[jordserry]

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[miniature-stigmata]

this one’s for all the fat girls who’ve cried in dressing rooms 💗

[drst]

You’re fine. The clothes are made to be easy to manufacture on machines, not for bodies. The clothes suck, not you.

[darthmelyanna]

They’re also manufactured to look attractive on hangers, and very few of us are shaped like hangers. You’re fine.

[moodyehudi-deactivated20180519]

😱😰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭thank u please more of this type of body positivity I need it

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Music is just wiggling air

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

don’t do this. don’t do this to me today.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Black guys have a different type of sawce

[archivesmuseum]

And his laces came untied lol

[adls-xxx]

I just love it 😍

[kaijutegu]

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

[kaijutegu]

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

[amayabikuni]

He was very scared

[emmersdrawberry]

save him

[just-shower-thoughts]

A great slogan for a $1 condom company would be ‘Best bang for your buck.’

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[inkskinned]

Me: oh oops I almost drank my paint water lmao

The pretentious man writing my life: this is what drove him crazy about her, her wildness, her insanity. One moment she was peaceful, the artist in her nest - the next, she dived into chaos, dined on it, challenged it. Just when he thought he understood her, she moved to again rewrite her definition, always unknowable, always glittering like the ocean, hinting at a story yet untold, laughing at a joke not meant for him, her eyes twinkling with secrets and humor and the otherworldly feminine. She was surrounded by color, loved it so much she tried to pour it inside of her, tried to poison herself with it, tried to paint even her organs. He wanted to kiss her, to entangle that art into his own skin - but the moment was passed. She was again order, peace. The chaos ceased. He didn’t even get to touch her boobies.

[whitepeopletwitter]

I know it’s hard for some to think that far back.

[asstroids]

Strugglin from the womb to the tomb

[dropdykegorgeous]

There is either a cowboy in your house or there isn’t and you have to deal with that

[2sad2live]

……..what does this mean

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

It means you just have to deal with that

[valtsv]

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[unfollowfriday]

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

[unfollowfriday]

i see yall ladies in the tags wanting to top your boyfriends….you are all valid

[make--it--gayer]

jinkies

[memewhore]

[polyglotplatypus]