Betsy Gimbleberries

my 3rd back-up blog. rated arg for pirate, FUCK YOU! 🦜🏴‍☠️ [18+ i guess, i sometimes reblog NSFW posts] in my mid 30s

[betsygimbleberries]

My Live-In Landlord

I'm trying out vlogging! In this vlog, I talk about my landlord who lives with me and doesn't always wear pants around the house! 🙈

[powerburial]

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

[kevinmm6]

does jafar love me

[powerburial]

hell no bitch

[betsygimbleberries]

lmao i got a passive-aggressive ex-metamour in my tumblr dms xD

[gregor-samsa-daily]

today's gregor samsa is: getting a forehead kiss

requested by: anonymous

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[mountainchickentm]

What about a Pirate's soul?

[pukicho]

Does not matter at all to me. Pirates are made to be objectified.

[memories]

Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #9/11 joke twice a day.

[memories]

Like if you’re a #spongebob squarepants fan, reblog if you’re a #polycule fan.

[drchucktingle]

YOULL NEVER TAKE MY EM DASH

[godisafujoshi]

[osmoticcoolness]

@tomhoppusdelonge - Which one do you want to be first?

[niceinchnails]

It was a clitorical question

[t8oo]

house md log

[stevenrogered]

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

[gaynfl-moved]

[fullmetalfisting]

You know, that’s fair

[beemovieerotica]

this commercial is now banned in the UK

[blasesaint]

[sadclowncentral]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[sadclowncentral]

[cheshirecatlair]

I HEREBY MAKE A SOLEMN VOW THAT I WILL

KILL

THE MONSTERS WHO CUT OFF CRAZY FROG'S DICK!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

[succumbing-song]

u think dogs would do misogyny? dogs??

[innerchildabortionclinic]

just trust me i'm an empath