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science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill

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hmmm

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“What if I were to disguise myself to steal more hands? Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish Yoshikage!”

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PLEASE

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Doreen chuckled. “You mean the chaos emeralds, dearie?”

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Time lapse of the Moon and Venus behind Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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what episode of neon genesis evangelion is this

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Battleforthenet.com

If you like looking at this site plus many more for free, you need to stand up and make your voice heard before it is too late.

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why are tom and jerry aggressively guilt tripping me

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okay but the sheer fucking glee on the face of the person taking this photo is the best part about this

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this guy walks up to your girl and 27x combo slaps her ass, wyd?

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turns out when you try an order of fancy shampoo and they ask “what do you want to name your shampoo” they’ll put whatever the hell you say on the label

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update: he’s here

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life advice:

never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you

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this reads like a shitpost but i’m actually 100% serious. i was walking along the side of the harbour this evening, just after all the penguins had come in from the ocean to nest. there was one penguin right by the footpath, and when it saw me it kept saying ‘höö’. so i said ‘höö’ right back. it seemed to like that, and we had a lovely conversation where we just kept saying ‘höö’ to each other. i crouched down about two metres away from it, and we kept talking, and it actually moved towards me a little bit, seeming to prefer my company to the heartless embrace of the sea. but then i made the mistake of trying to change things up. i said ‘hweh’, which was something that a previous penguin said to me, and this penguin hated it, and fucked right off. never said another word to me. i felt so rude.

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never forget huey wrote a letter to dr strangelove in 1974 and stuttered in it

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huey “crytyper” emmerich

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