Balem, lord of destruction

a mixture of Oedipal complex, sequins, and rock hard abs

[wheelchair-warrior]

i am the most obnoxious person i know

[heychessikuh]

no you are a saint for making this thank you

[quibblerlovegood]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[balemdescending]

harry is such a savage

[hardyness]

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Babies Occamy

Newt, delighted by Jacob’s interest in his creatures, takes back the baby Occamy, placing it in the nest. 

[void-bee]

eddie redmayne in jupiter ascending because damn he looked good in that terrible movie

[balemdescending]

Holly: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad?

Artemis: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.

Orion: smad

[sirredmayne]

Eddie Redmayne hands out wands to everyone at his panel at Comic-Con, leads everyone in a spell

[balemdescending]

this is adorable

[travelingstrawberry]

…you were saying?

so you’re not a Weasley but I betcha you’re related.

[kiwimemer-moving]

Local Boy Genius Gets Roasted By an Elf

[lucy-moderatz]

[bookisheccentric-blog]

Artemis Fowl text post things. 

In the graphic novel pictures, I edited Holly’s skin so she looks like she did in the books, quite a few of the pictures are from international covers.

More to follow

[woolsoft]

some nice jartemis jowl for you

it’s funny because he would NEVER BE CAUGHT IN DENIM

[balemdescending]

It's 12:20 am and my entire house is silent and I'm losing it because jartemis jowl.

[balemdescending]

every artemis fowl book

Root: Something suspicious is going on aboveground. Holly, check it out, but do not engage.

Artemis: Hello naughty fairies, it's felony time.

Holly: Lol fuck tha police I'm gonna engage

Mulch: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Foaly: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Butler: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sirredmayne]

[balemdescending]

aww so happy for Eddie and Hannah! 

[vikander]

Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet attend the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Hollywood & Highland Center on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California.

[lucy-moderatz]

I’m not your damn mother.

[bookisheccentric-blog]

More Artemis Fowl Text Posts! 

Part one 1/?

Sorry about the pictures repeating!

[balemdescending]

i know this isn’t JA but... I couldn’t resist

[boardwalk-absurdist]

*arrives several months late to the Jupiter Ascending party with Starbucks and a “Team Werewolf Angel Boyfriend” tshirt*

[fuckyeahjupiterascending]

Welcome, friend. We have flying boots. And glitter. And space capitalism. And wings.

[ascendants-unite]

AND ALL THE LATKES YOU WANT

[balemdescending]

also oodles of oedipal complex

[salamanderinspace]

guys I need an emoji for Balem’s forced, tentative horror-smile

[fuckyeahjupiterascending]

I’m sure such a limited quantity of pixels could do it justice. I mean, just look at it:

That’s the kind of smile only a mother could love.

:crickets: