Unbetitelt

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[doctorsex69]

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

[carys-the-ninth]

"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)

[rabbitindisguise]

#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[ex0skeletal]

Happy Pride Month! Here is a depiction of me celebrating:

[ex0skeletal]

It’s that time again! Happy Pride Month! Here’s a depiction of me celebrating:

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Bi Visibility Day! Here’s a depiction of me celebrating:

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Bi Visibility Day 2020! Still celebrating

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride Month! Still extremely bi and having a great time!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride 2022!! I become more bisexual and powerful with each passing year!!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride 2023! Still celebrating being a big ol’ queer!

(You can buy this shirt here from a queer-owned business btw)

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy Pride 2024! More bisexual than ever!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Celebrating pride 2025 despite all this fucking bullshit! We are not going away!!!

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Happy pride 2026!!! I’m so fucking sleepy!!!! And still incredibly bisexual

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[jenny-holzer]

[harpsi-corpse]

The cards see all.

[cringecorp]

they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[stickyfrogs]

Trevor and Beverley have been Cleansed and they are feeling Spherical and Staring about that!

[krafterwrites]

[silkysousaphone]

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”

but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)

or this pic of me

or this pic of me

like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

if i saw this i would just be like “Assalam alaikum sister, dope sword you got there”

[ultmateragnarok]

I mean I think a part of the ‘scary background’ bit is the thing where the individual in question is staring directly at the viewer from a foggy pond in a dense forest. And also the literal burning halo

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

sounds like a normal Friday night. if a sister wants to go on a walk in the evening who am i to stop her. if she has a burning halo that’s the will of god.

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need